Songs of Innocence and Experience

Malaysia Can!!

2008-11-25T22:41:00.008+08:00

A brief Update on Malaysia....

Umno Elections we will see a contest between Rafidah Aziz against Sharizat for the "Ketua Wanita Umno" Post.....

Now my "serious" analysis of both contenders

Rafidah is really old...

Sharizat is kinda Old....

Rafidah scares the "Shit out of Me"

Sharizat looks like a Puppy when compared to Rafidah....

Rafidah reminds me of.......

Shahrizat reminds me of.......

That's the end of my "serious analysis"

Part 2 - Pahang Government plans to hire pensioner to counter the "lies and false accusations" made by bloggers.....

Which means

The Pahang Government gonna hire Pensioners as their soldiers in this "Cyberwar"

Pensioners with their scooters riding into this battle with the "EVIL" Bloggers....

I have to admit we have really smart people in this country....

Give a round of........

This is why we say......

My Life is no Life

2008-11-22T16:11:00.008+08:00

Most Parents will advise their children.......

Study Hard....Get Good Grades then Get a GOOD JOB......

You will have a GOOD Life.........

I did just that....and now the outcome of following that advise......

I don't mind waking up at 7am and finishing work at 7 pm......

but......

working at night

instead of having a nice weekend....

I work throughout the whole weekend.......

I feel like an.......

It doesn't suite me because I'm .......
Thinking of it makes me......

ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FEEL LIKE.......

"TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE"

Don't Worry....

But you will never know......

A friendly advice to everyone still studying...Enjoy these days....live it to the fullest!!

I'm Back!!

2008-11-19T21:16:00.009+08:00

Hello Guys...I'm Back From my Holiday......

First Guangzhou, China.....

Let me say...GUANGZHOU IS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think its bigger than KL....

It took us 45minutes to travel from the outskirts of Guangzhou to the centre of Guangzhou....

Food was interesting.....

Fried Mee was of a very different taste......very different...

"Ling Teh" in can......

I was fascinated by the "Pork" Shop....

My current favourite Drink... "COKE ZERO"

Guangzhou main square...sorry i cant remember the names of the places.....

I only remember "LU" means road...but i recommend visiting "shinxjie pedestrian road"..It our version of "Chee Chong Kai" but better and cheaper....and

Sun Yat Sen Memorial.....

I have to say this when the Chinese build something..OMG it "F****ing* Huge!!

Pizza Hut is called something else there...LOL

We went to the Zoo to see the Panda but we were mesmerized by this chimpanzee!! Its huge...bigger than average person.....

Sweet Memories.....

Don't be jealous guys...It was a random girl i took a picture with...LOL

A beautiful 6 storey Pagoda in Guangzhou.....

Their favourite "road side" dish... think its squid.....

Something you don't see at home!!!!

P/s : due to my long leave of absence...My work will follow me home for the next week :( .....I will upload all the pictures in phases...

I just want to say I LOVE GUANGZHOU!!! THE WEATHER WAS SO COOL AND THERE WAS SO MANY PLACES TO VISIT!!!!

I'm On Holiday!!!!

2008-11-11T00:35:00.006+08:00

After 10 months of waiting...it's finally time to go on holiday.................

MACAU

HONG KONG

CHINA

This holiday is gonna be "explosive" why?

I cant Speak the Language....

I don't understand the Language....

I look "Different"

AND

The best Part...We have not planned anything...nothing!!

Even though we bought the tickets 10 months ago....but we decided to plan out the trip at the airport...LOL......

So It's gonna be a Spur of the moment kind of thing.....

I'm Gonna be there for a week.........So whats gonna happen???

I honestly have no idea....

So wait for my updates.....

Take Care guys...See you all next week!!!!

Silent Halloween Part 3

2008-11-06T22:16:00.012+08:00

Finally Part 3 of the Nuffnang Silent Halloween Party!!!

It was My Second Nuffnang Party and I was Excited.....

The first bloggers i met there .......Kaichi and Vince....they are only 16 years old....OH GOD!!

Nuffnang really knows how to attract male bloggers!!!

Thats me and Pamsong

The party would have not been fun if not for this gang...

They really brought the party to life.....

I still cant hear bernardC doing his joker laugh...LOL

From Right..Cojack...BernardC....Ruinkoh..and someone dressed really cool (sorry did get your name)

The nurse that will make you pee.......

The sweet Looking Curryegg...

My "GURU" Simon Seow...

Me and a scary looking person......I think thats freddie kruger's Bro...

I couldn't help it!!!

Me and Sharlyn....

Me with Diese and Baynn

Note : When Diese Dances...you will say OMG!!!!!!!! She's HOT!!

Singapore's own Powerpuff Girls!!

Me and Joshuaongsys.....HELP!!! He wanted to kill me......

This was really cute.....

Me and Kenny "Micheal Jackson" Sia...saying Oh my GOD!!...Its the Blogger called FALCON..KENNY told me he loves my Blog...He is my No.1 FAN!!!!

This Pic brought Chills down my spine!!

I think He deserved a prize for being the most creative....Its not clear from the pic but its written... "CONTAINS" MELAMINE!!

Me Going wild that Night!!

BOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a blast that night...And hope to meet more bloggers soon and party the Night away!!

Silent Halloween Part 2

2008-11-05T20:03:00.009+08:00

Here's PART 2 of the Nuffnang Silent Halloween party!!!

PARIS AND BERNARDC DIRTY DANCING!!!!!

ROYAL SHORTNESS AND YATZ

They really got people hooked!!! lol....

The whole Gang Joining THEM!!!!!

It was a fun night...It was a wild night..It was a night where people gathered..made friends and enjoyed themselves..watch out for Part 3...

KEENY SIA, ROBB AND LIANG DANCING

2008-11-02T23:43:00.005+08:00

NUFFNANG HALLOWEEN PARTY ROCKED!!!...

I'M PLANNING TO POST IT IN THREE PARTS...

ONE POST WITH ALL THE PICS I TOOK WITH EVERYONE THAT NIGHT......

ONE SPECIAL POST WITH THE VIDEOS OF THE NIGHT FOR ALL THOSE WHO MISSED IT....ITS A POST NOT TO BE MISSED...WHY??

BERNARDC AND RUINKOH AKA PARIS HILTON DIRTY DANCING.....

AND

IF YOU THINK BLOGGERS ARE LAME WAIT TILL YOU WATCH JENKIN YAT AND ROYAL SHORTNESS STOP TRAFIC AND MADE MANY DRIVERS QUESTION THEIR SANITY

AND

AS AN APPETIZER TO THAT CRAZY NIGHT...EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF KENNY SIA, ROBB AND LIANG DANCING......

Fear!!

2008-10-28T22:45:00.004+08:00

Everyone fears something......

It maybe be something dark or something other people might find hilarious....

Today I'm gonna share with you guys my greatest fears....

The "joker" asking to be my friend and then asking me "why so serious"

Hate evolves to LOVE!!!

Watching Pirates of the Caribbean 20 : JACK SPARROW FIGHTS FROM HIS ROBOTIC WHEELCHAIR in 2020

DAWN and XIA XUE becoming Friends again!!!

All girls decide to follow the "Lindsay" Approach.....

leaving me with less women to choose from.....sob sob

Our future PM "shoot me please"

Food become so expensive that i end up becoming a vegetarian to save cost

He gets elected for another Term... "God Help us All"

They are awarded to title to "DATUK" for making Homosexuality acceptable in Malaysia....

On a second thought i think they deserve it.....

Blog Guru

2008-10-22T13:26:00.000+08:00

The movie "THE LOVE GURU" has inspired me......

To become the BLOG Guru.....

Don't worry Guruji is here....

I know the problem you are having.....

Guruji will help give you ideas on how to have a successful blog...

Create you own Blog Advertising company....

Go for major "ENHANCEMENTS"

Be as disgusting as possible....

Release your OWN movie.....

Impersonate a well known personality....

Remember Guruji is always here...always here to serve and help.....

6 ways to "kill" your first date!!

2008-10-19T20:59:00.009+08:00

A First Date is always crucial...

It the first moment when the sparks fly and feelings grow......

They key to a successful first date is to..........

But some people fail to impress...Why? because they make such errors.....

Women only find superman wearing his underwear outside as "sexy"

Complimenting your date that "You remind me of my mum"

Brag about all the women you have dated

Tell her "I Love you" on the First Date

Telling her that Hugh Hefner is your Idol

Mention that you "perform" like Chua Soi Lek

Guys Dont EVER make such mistakes

and

"kill"your First Date...

women are bloodsuckers

2008-10-16T23:45:00.002+08:00

People ask a friend of mine called A...Why Is A Single....

A's answer is simple...A has no money!!

And they always say....Money is not everything!!!

This is A's reply...........

Dinner for two will not cost Rm 5

A's Father does not own Maxis or Digi...

Valentine Day is a Day All Men FEAR!!!!

drive anything less than a Wira then better don't try at all....

And then comes the "emergency" situation....Times of great "Financial Expense"

It looks like A's destined to be alone but Dont worry........

A's Happy because........

Luckily I'm not close to A...Isn't he sick? pity A........

Who's the next "DATUK"

2008-10-12T23:42:00.006+08:00

LAST SATURDAY BOLLYWOOD STAR SHAH RUKH KHAN WAS CONFERRED THE TITLE OF "DATUK"

WHAT HAS HE CONTRIBUTED?? ONLY GOD KNOWS BUT I'M GOING TO PREDICT WHO'S NEXT WITH MY OWN REASONS.....

FOR BEING THE "KING OF FRUITS"

BEING MORE POPULAR THAN DAWN YANG AND XIA XUE

FOR NOT CHOOSING TO BLOW UP MALAYSIA

FOR BRINGING PLAYBOY INTO THIS WORLD...

FOR MAKING HIP HOP POPULAR

DUE TO THIS MOVIE PEOPLE KNEW MALAYSIA EXISTED

HE SHOULD BE MADE A "TAN SRI" FOR GIVING A CHANCE FOR CHELSEA TO BEAT THE MALAYSIAN TEAM 2-0

FOR DESTROYING OUR "MORAL VALUES" BY HAVING A CONCERT IN MALAYSIA

MAKING US FAMOUS AS A COUNTRY FULL OF "MONKEYS"

P/S: ANYMORE IDEA WHO ELSE SHOULD BE CONFERRED THE TITLE OF "DATUK"?

Markets Down People Down

2008-10-09T23:55:00.010+08:00

STOCK MARKETS HAVE BEEN DOING VERY BAD......VERY VERY BAD......

SO HOW HAS LIFE CHANGED FOR A "CAUCASIAN GUY" GOING FOR A HOLIDAY IN MALAYSIA??

HOW HAS IT AFFECTED THEM??

NO MORE TRAVELLING AROUND IN LUXURIOUS CARS....

BUT TRYING A MORE "LOCAL" METHOD

STARBUCKS COFFEE IS NOW DOWNGRADED TO...

KOPI AIS!!

FANCY DINNER'S ARE A DISTANT MEMORY.....

ROTI CANAI IS "UNIVERSAL"

NO MORE "5 STAR" ACCOMMODATION...

AND SAY TO HELLO HOTEL PUDU RAYA

NO MORE SPENDING MONEY ON "SPG"

BUT ASKING "SPG" TO SPEND MONEY ON THEM!!!

P/s: to avoid any confusion "SPG" is Sarong Party Gals...

‘I’m Going Silent this Halloween with Nokia XpressMusic‘.

2008-10-07T23:54:00.017+08:00

Have I mentioned I love Nokia and Nuffnang?? lol...

Nuffnang is organizing a Halloween Themed Party!!!

When I think of Halloween this pops up in my mind.....

But a silent dance party and Halloween combined theme party?

I am so excited because it so.........

In order to attend the part we have to "tell us why Nokia XpressMusic makes Halloween better"... My first thought?

But then it HIT me!!! No Halloween can be complete with Nokia Express Music...Why???

You need music to get into the Halloween mood......

Listening to scary sounds through Nokia Xpress Music will bring chills down your spine.....

Like this...............

Better the music...the scarier it gets right??

Then I was thinking I need a costume right???

But since it gonna be scary......And we should dress up to scare others.........

I'm gonna wear this............

WHY????

If I get scared I can easily PEE in my "OUTFIT"

AND

If I want to scare others I just need to say "COME GIVE ME A HUG"

MEN FANTASY HOLIDAY

2008-09-30T00:08:00.010+08:00

Sorry for the long leave of absence.....I WAS ON HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!

I went for my dream vacation.....A dream vacation of every guy........

FIRST....

Land of the "kova" and "pova"

Next..........

Land of where women are beautiful and men even more beautiful

Next..........

Land of the AV queens.....

Next..........

"Land of the living goddess"

And the ultimate destination.....

hot....hot.....hot.........hot.........EXPLODE!!!

I thoroughly enjoyed my holiday.....It was a blast but sadly it was in a haste.......

You wont believe what men can dream about....

SLEEP

2008-09-27T14:59:00.009+08:00

Its the weekend again...Time to relax...de-stress...and have fun........

That's for most people...My definition of a weekend is

WEEKEND = SLEEP

So I asked myself is this the way I should spend my precious time....Life is meant to be enjoyed and to be full of new and exciting experience.......

Am I wasting my life away by sleeping......

Thinking of so many questions....I decided to sleep again....

After waking up..I considered how should I spend my time?

Shopping

Go for a run and enjoy the fresh air

Watch a movie.....

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!

After considering so many options...Only one thought filled my mind.......

So this is how I will spend my weekend...

To everyone else.....

Difficult Decision

2008-09-23T23:53:00.007+08:00

HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO MAKE A DIFFICULT DECISION???

RECENTLY I HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF MAKING THE TOUGHEST DECISION SO FAR IN MY LIFE.......

ITS SO DIFFICULT..........WHICH ROAD TO CHOOSE........WHICH PATH TO TRAVEL???

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE EACH ROAD WILL LEAD....

IT CAN BE EITHER.......

OR DISASTER.........

ITS SO DIFFICULT BECAUSE I CANT SEE THE FUTURE....

I'M NOT A MALAYSIAN DRIVER WHERE I KNOW IF I GET CAUGHT BY THE POLICE ALL I NEED IS "DUIT KOPI"

I'M NOT ANWAR WHO "KNOWS" WHAT IS THE EXACT DATE AND HOW MANY MP'S HE "THINKS" HE HAS TO TAKE OVER POWER.....

I'M NOT NAJIB WHO KNOWS WITH RPK IN KAMUNTING NOBODY CAN STOP HIM FROM BECOMING PM......

I'M NOT A MAGICIAN.........

THE DECISION I MAKE MAY CAUSE ME SUFFERING.....

OR SHOULD I JUST HIDE FROM REALITY AND "BUAT BODOH"

BUT I KNOW IN LIFE....BEING ORDINARY MEANS BEING FORGOTTEN.....

SO WHICH ROAD SHOULD I CHOOSE.....

P/S : At the time of this post the author is still unable to make a decision....

American Idol on Holiday...

2008-09-21T13:10:00.001+08:00

Its Holiday Time for the People at American Idol....

so what do they do during this period....

Dreams of when he can see Simon again....

Plays with his chiwawas.....

Plans to write a book titled "How many Different hairstyles You can have in 3 months"

Wakes up everyday and looks into the mirror and keeps on saying

"This is American Idol"
Again and Again and Again......

It's not easy for them but that's life After Idol.....lol

ISA..MAYBE ITS NOT THAT BAD...

2008-09-16T14:30:00.001+08:00

It looks like I might be detained under the ISA too.......

But how bad can it be??

I might persuade the Hindraf 5 to share some of that 1 Trillion Pound that they are claiming from the British Government

I will be RPK's BFF!!!

I can Publish my own book titled "I ate a lot of Nasi Lemak in Kamunting"

Release my own movie with Angelina Jolie as my loving girlfriend....

Appear on Oprah and cry my heart out and share the adversity faced during detention ........maybe Oprah might give me a new car and a million Dollars

Ask Theresa Kok how many people called her Theresa "Cock"??

Possibly my very own statute...cool right??

P/s : Thx to cazzycazz for willing to accompany me if I get detained under the ISA...

PP/s: On a more serious note RPK and Theresa should be released immediately as they have done nothing to justify such a severe punishment and in my opinion the true Malaysian Patriot is RPK and not our politicians.... To serve with no gain for himself..God Bless and Provide RPK and Theresa the strength to overcome this ordeal.

Blushing

2008-09-15T21:58:00.004+08:00

Blogging has brought me a lot of happiness and the realization that I maybe detained under the ISA for my own safety at anytime ........

but knowing thatI played a part in inspiring others is something special......

http://innit.nuffnang.com/view.php?id=32905

I am honestly touched...Thanks for the support!!

Dumb and Dumber

2008-09-14T21:57:00.008+08:00

Remember that Classic movie Dumb and Dumber?

I thought that was the threshold of stupidity until recently......

Innocent reporter gets detained under the ISA....

Asshole gets suspended

Popular and well respected is politician maliciously accused and gets detained under the ISA

Idiot that made the false accusation lives a comfortable life with the money he stole from the people....

Some newspaper get a show cause letter for negligent reporting

While some newspaper are left untouched.......

HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE????

I just cant believe the stupidity of our leaders these days.....this is truly the beginning of the end..

Women Hide the Truth....

2008-09-11T00:31:00.011+08:00

I wrote a post of men lying and actually having a hidden meaning when they say something.........

Do women actually say stuff and actually mean something else??

Women say MONEY doesn't matter

In Reality......If you don't buy me stuff or take me out for fancy dinners or presents..

DON'T WASTE MY TIME.....

Women say that they are FAT!!

In Reality...They want men to compliment them as they are insecure and looking for men to make them feel better....

Women will say YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE....

In Reality If you stop caring for me...FLY KITES!!!

Women say I understand you are busy...I'll wait....

In Reality F##K, Idiot, dumbass......................

Women always say why have you changed....Why are you not the same person???

In Reality they expect too much.....Nah...Who am I kidding?? Its actually the fault of men who at the start of a relationship treat women like a princess and when they get bored treat her like crap....

To all the Single Ladies out there....I'm still single and I treat women like a Princess every day till the end of time!! (Self-Promo Post.....LOL)

Ming and Timothy Tiah getting horny??

2008-09-07T22:44:00.014+08:00

I deeply admire the founders of Nuffnang...Ming and Timothy Tiah...

But recently I noticed that they have started hiring new staff.......

Timothy Tiah hired Pinky...

Ming hired Raine...

I was thinking is this a classic case of rich and successful men using their wealth and power to hire..........

Women that they find attractive.....

Or are they just getting horny....

Anyway no matter what I wish them great success ahead with their current team.....

and hope it does not end up like this

Truthfully I wouldn't really mind....

P/s : Don't be angry Boss and Please Don't take away My Adverts!!!!! lol....

7 Habits of Highy Effective Nuffnangers

2008-09-03T22:15:00.010+08:00

Most of us have either heard or read of the best seller that has had a powerful impact on so many people....

i decided to release my own version tailored for all dear nuffnangers..... I present to you...

7 Habits of Highly Effective Nuffnangers

LAZY

sleep till noon and spend the whole day being lazy........ Why? the lazier you are the more ideas you have to blog.......

CREATIVE

Nuffnangers must be able to "wow" readers with their creativity...some noted examples are "how to molest a gal" or "how to prevent being molested" or "men surf the Internet because of porn,sex and women"

FRIENDLY

spend time to chat with fellow nuffnangers...make new friends....find people of the opposite sex to chat with *wink* *wink*....

UNIQUE

be unique..separate yourself from the rest...be the Kind of Dangs...or create a website to "dang" others or try to create your army of "Dangers"

PARTY!!!!!

Attend all nuffnang parties and events....meet new people or do what i do...hope to see Dawn Yang in her "pyjama".....

DAY DREAM

All nuffnangers hope deep down that they will be the next "Kenny Sia" or "Xia Xue"

but recently i noticed so many nuffnangers have developed a very attractive dream called Jun Jun Riko(JJR)...its the nuffnang version of Amazing Race of which male blogger will be able to win her heart...lol....

BEING HORNY ALWAYS

Reference is made to the innit Chatbox.....

P/s : This Post is not meant to offend anyone k...I love all you nuffnangers out there!!! You Rock!

Why Men love the Internet

2008-09-01T23:34:00.015+08:00

Today a short comparison of why men and women love the Internet...

Women surf for useful information...

Men surf for the latest pictures and videos....

Women chat online to remain close to family and friends

Men use nicknames such as "horny 123" and "bigdick10inches" to fulfill their sexual fantasies

women play online games

Men use online games as "hunting" grounds....

Women blog to share the ups and downs of their life...to share with others their feeling and emotions...

Men read blogs to find vital information about each women's weakness......

Women watch....

Men watch....

P/s : on my earlier post..my birthday was on merdeka and thank you for all the Birthday wishes and yes I did personally see condoms at KLCC Park....JJR and please don't get excited.... :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALAYSIA!!!

2008-08-29T23:22:00.010+08:00

HAPPY 51st BIRTHDAY MALAYSIA!!!!!!!!

I HOPE YOU HAVE A JOYFUL AND SPECTACULAR BIRTHDAY!!!

WHY?? MALAYSIA HAS SO MANY THINGS TO BE PROUD OF.....

When you walk around KLCC Park you can see condoms lying around....

Milo Ais RM 2..My reaction HOLY F***!!!

All Malaysians have an opportunity to further their education and become educated citizens.......

(I have to say that to avoid 3,000 people protesting and hunting me down)

Our highways are among the best in Asia but our warranty period is three years and then it starts to crack.....

i'm not going to say anything more....

superb transportation system around Kuala Lumpur and superb place to get molested....

SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALAYSIA!!!

This post comes with a Public Service Message......

No country is ever perfect...there are always weakness and complaints but if everyone plays the blame game (or in Malaysia we refer to the pointing your finger game) how can we ever develop and prosper...I am angry as to so many things but I love this country....This is my home....This is where I belong.....So to Malaysia hope your 51st Birthday will be a start to a better and more prosperous Malaysia...

And I hope that all those born on August 31st are given FREE Mercedes Compressor....RM 3,000 pension a month and also honoured with the title of "DATUK"

P/s: i'm have always been very patriotic...maybe because i'm born on August 31st .....

weird weid people

2008-08-27T22:57:00.013+08:00

It looks like Avril Lavigne's concert is back on .......but still Pemuda Pas is trying to protest and get it cancelled......

I know why a lot of us cant understand why they consider Avril Lavigne "too sexy".....

So I'm gonna share with you what makes Pemuda Pas HORNY......

wei...nampak macam perempuan lah...rasa gatal lah....

wow..OMG...boleh nampak tangan perempuan..aku nak pergi tandas sekejap...

I'm so horny....

Aku tak boleh percaya...saya boleh tengok muka perempuan secantik ini...tak boleh tahan....

tanpa tudung......aku nak lompat atas kamu....

perempuan tercantik di dunia ini....

handsome lah.....rasa nak rogol dia lah.....

So Please don't be Angry with them...Pity them.....

p/s : if your trying to access RPK's blog...click here or here

Women I would like to sleep with.....

2008-08-25T10:16:00.001+08:00

All men have their own fantasy of women they would like to sleep with....

This is mine...

The ladies also call me "superman" *wink* *wink*

I like it when my girl goes "crazy" on me....

3 is always better than 2...

Worth a Billion Dollars and no heir to that fortune...I love you OPRAH!!

I never had it that big before......

Apparently she is "too sexy"...How can I not want to sleep with her...

To go Where no Man has been going these days....

I like it when my women "Explode"

P/s : Its a joke..I dont really want to sleep with Oprah or Big Momma or do I???

‘Mamma Mia! The Movie’

2008-08-24T21:20:00.009+08:00

‘Mamma Mia! The Movie’

I can't wait to watch it...Why??

Where else can you experience a rush of emotions.....

There's Dancing...

There's people jumping out of excitement....

There's singing....

But for me..watching this movie is priceless because of........

Mamma Mia, here I go again. My, my, how can I resist you?

Mamma Mia..Here I come!!!!

Avril..Goodbye...

2008-08-21T21:07:00.019+08:00

By now the whole country has heard the news that the concert is cancelled...

Its a sad day for this country....

Once I heard the news..........

I can take the corruption,abuse of power and discrimination practised by the Government.....

But FUCK it...What the hell does Avril Lavigne got to do with disrupting the national spirit during Merdeka......

What stupid excuse is that....Fucking ridiculous....

We are free people...we have rights and freedom...Nothing in the Federal Constitution states a concert during Merdeka season is a tantamount to disgracing the nation's integrity....

Nothing in the Federal Constitution states that a concert by a POP IDOL is bad influence to the society....

He thinks Avril Lavigne spreading a "Negative and Oh so Evil Punk culture" ...Bloody Hell... How idiotic can you be...

When People say Malaysia is a Third World Country....Not developed..Rampant with Poverty...They get angry..Call ourselves a "Developing Nation"..... MY FOOT!!!

Are they trying to deny us the right to think and evaluate ourselves what is good and what is bad?? Do they really think people like us that have to fight so hard to live a good life overcome so much of discrimination and double standard have time to get spoiled by the "PUNK" Culture...

What kind of thinking do they want us to possess??

I am not going to be one sided and pretend that the company that organized he concert were not at fault also..They should have applied the licence in advance before promoting the concert in such a big scale.... They should have seek the views of the relevant authorities when they first obtain rights to organize the concert.....I admit they made a mistake....But why punish us??

Did they think what kind of perception we are giving to the world??

As it is all the famous stars are organizing their concerts in Singapore and skipping Malaysia.....For once a big name Star is having a concert in this country when the Star are still famous.....When the Star are still at their Peak..... now who is going to risk performing here???

People throughout the world will be thinking that we are a country full of farmers and peasant that are still living in the time of the dinosaurs

I think its time we all have to stand up and fight for our rights...

I love my country....I was one of those that were cheering throughout chong wei's journey in Beijing with the hope we can find finally get a gold medal that would serve as a some symbol of unity or pride...

Something to show that i'm Proud to be a Malaysian and then they make this kind of announcement.....

Leaders must realize this is a multi racial country with a diverse population who are well educate and possess an open mind....We can think, judge and evaluate ourselves...

They must remember Malaysia is no longer a One Party System country...If they want to send us back to 1957 we will send them out forever...

And Finally my honest opinion on this issue....

If I get caught under the ISA because of this then I'm a proud Malaysian because living in fear is not worth living!!!

ON A HAPPIER NOTE

P/s I want to Thank Mike of http://mikemmery.blogspot.com/ for giving me tickets to the Levi's 501 unbuttoned launch party this saturday in RUUMS KL...If anyone is going do leave me a message (Sorry can take you guys because I won only one ticket)....Thank You MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What to look forward too....

2008-08-18T18:00:00.002+08:00

So Chong Wei Lost.....sob sob.......

So what do we as Malaysian have to look forward to cheer us up.....

Hadi Awang becoming PM

Abdul Razak Baginda's trial continuing for another 10 years...

Raja Petra being inducted into The Malaysian Book of Records for the highest number of lawsuits filed against him

Price of Kopi Ais reaching RM 1.80 and Sirap Limau RM 1.50....Dont Get Start me with the Price of Food

Avril Lavigne's concert deemed unsuitable and morally damaging thus replaced with

Wayang kulit

Basically there is nothing good to look forward too.........

BATTLE ROYALE

2008-08-15T11:00:00.001+08:00

It's time for Battle Royale.....

PAKATAN RAKYAT V BARISAN NASIONAL IN PERMATANG PAUH

The stakes are high and both parties plan to fight till the end but there can be only one winner....

Its going to be a clash of personalities from both sides....

What are these politicians going to say when they confront their competition.....

KHAIRY V NURUL IZZAH

KHAIRY TO NURUL IZAAH : IF YOUR DAD BECOMES PM I'LL DIVORCE MY WIFE AND MARRY YOU OK? OR DO YOU WANT TO BECOME MY SECOND WIFE?

KOH TSU KOON V LIM GUAN ENG

LIM GUANG ENG TO KOH TSU KOON : I AM THE CM NOW..YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED..HEHE..I AM SITIING IN YOUR OLD OFFICE...LOSER WITH A CAPITAL "L"

RAFIDAH V WAN AZIZAH

RAFIDAH TO WAN AZIZAH : YOU BARU JADI "DATUK" SAYA DAH JADI "TAN SRI"..I WIN!!

KHIR TOYO V HADI AWANG

KHIR TOYO TO HADI AWANG : YOU ADA MASALAH KESIHATAN...SAYA ADA MASALAH MENTAL..KITA JADI LAH KAWAN....BUKAN MACAM KITA DAPAT DUIT...

ANWAR V NAJIB

ANWAR TO NAJIB : SINCE WE BOTH LIKE ANAL...I DONT MIND YOU TRY ON ME....

To all those involved in the election..God Luck and may the Best Man win....To all Malaysians lets watch the "drama"...

What Men truly Mean..

2008-08-13T23:21:00.013+08:00

In order to understand women..Men must learn that there is a deeper meaning to their words....

Do Women out there know that when men say certain things they actually mean something else...

6 things when men say this they mean something Else...........

MAN SAYS : "I WILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK"

HE ACTUALLY MEANS " I AM JUDGING YOU DAY AND NIGHT NO MATTER WHAT I SAY"

MAN SAYS : "ME AND YOU"

HE ACTUALLY MEANS "THERE IS MORE THAN ONE YOU"

MAN SAYS : "I AM ALWAYS WORRIED FOR YOUR SAFETY"

HE ACTUALLY MEANS "I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE MOMENT I'M ALONE WITH YOU IN THE ROOM"

MAN SAYS : "I HAVE NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE YOU"

HE ACTUALLY MEANS "WHY GOD!!! WHY COULDN'T I MEET SOMEONE BETTER"

MAN SAYS : "YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD"

HE ACTUALLY MEANS "I'M ONLY SAYING THIS BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR LISTENING TO YOU COMPLAIN DAY AND NIGHT"

MAN SAYS : I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER TILL THE END OF TIME"

HE ACTUALLY MEANS "I HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO PLAY AROUND WITH AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE ME"

P/s : It may seem absurd but think about it for a moment...share your thoughts with me...
To all the women out there 8 out of 10 guys have use one at least one of this phrases before....beware...LOL

Anwar's Birthday!!

2008-08-11T21:27:00.011+08:00

Last Sunday marked the 61st Birthday of Anwar Ibrahim....

I was privileged to be present to celebrate this important day and happy to report the events that took place for the readers of falconed.blogspot .....

It was an "A-LIST" event and tougher to get in than the MTV Asia Music Awards, among the celebrities present.....

Malaysia was represented by.....

Then we move on to the performances of the night...

Elton John sang a special rendition of "candle in the wind" for Anwar...

Datuk M Daud Kilau brought the crowd into Ecstasy with his song "Gelek" "Gelek"

You cant imagine the happiness of the crowd when it was time for...........

Anwar showed his appreciation for the support received with his own rendition of "touch my body" while imitating Mariah Carey in the Video...

The Night ended with a performance that brought tears to the eyes of all those present...

A sign of solidarity and harmony....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANWAR!!!

p/s : sorry for a bad job at editing the last pic..its was my first time using photoshop...had a real headache... :)

pp/s : For those that actually believe i attended such a birthday party....thank you for giving me the benefit of the doubt...sorry to say..this is my sick mind at work!!

Greeting for Raya....

2008-08-08T12:41:00.010+08:00

The Information Minister Datuk Shabery Cheek announced today that in order to save cost of sending massive amount to send greeting cards for Hari Raya...

Politicians will be allowed to make their greetings through RTM....

Isn't that an innovative Idea?? I didn't know that politicians are finding it hard to survive with increase of the cost of living...maybe its because of the recent arrest made by the ACA recently :)

So I was thinking what would be their message......

Kita mesti "suka sama suka" untuk Raya tahun ini....

Thank GOD...I'm going to retire soon and I need to save every last ringgit for my new wife....

Selamat Hari Raya on behalf of myself,Datuk Vincent Tan and VK Lingam...

For this Raya as the ex-"coffee boy", ex-"suka sama suka" partner of Anwar request all Duit Raya to be addressed to the Police Headquarters or the DPM office....

From this Raya onwards I'm going to release a new Statutory Declaration each week....

I'm a Menteri Besar now...Quite Syok to be a Menteri Besar..I ALONE rule Selangor...I Love being a Menteri Besar....SYOK SANGAT...Selamat Hari Raya!!

Finding a Successor......

2008-08-06T16:38:00.015+08:00

Its time for the successors to shine in Malaysian Politics....

Mid-2010 we will have a new PM...

Even the Iron Lady has her own succession Plan....

Next year she plans to finally retire for the sake of Party unity.....

But I personally believe that these plans by the OLD giving way to the YOUNG is not NEW.....We have seen this before....

Love your own kind....

The younger generation has to take over eventually.....

Learning that the human body is for all to share....

It has happened so many times before....

learning that a women's greatest gift is her sexuality...

And My Favourite.....

We need crazy people to make us feel sane....

The days of the successors are here!!!

Dawn Yang Vs Xia Xue

2008-08-03T22:26:00.017+08:00

The Saga of Dawn Yang v Xia Xue has captivated all our attention...

But today i want to highlight not the cat fight between both this influential ladies but try to act as a mediator by finding a common ground between both of them....

In my mind they are not so different.....For example photos of them before they became famous.....

And now......

Lets say...... they don't look like the same person they were previously.....

Apart from that they actually share the same middle name Dawn "VAIN" Yang and Xia "VAIN" Xue

Both of them live their life for....................................

(I'm not sure for what they live their life for)

So in conclusion they are so much alike...so why the animosity?

Because at the end of the day they just going to end up looking like this....

I miss the days when all the PLASTIC gals faked how much they like each other and bitched only behind their back....

I miss those days....Hope both of them find an amicable solution to this controversy...

P/s: Who am I Kidding? I love their feud...Hope to hear more juicy stories!!

While I was away....

2008-07-30T11:17:00.001+08:00

Sorry Guys for not updating my blog regularly and my humblest apology for not replying to your messages.

I was away for a month for a MAJOR examination but now I'm back for GOOD!! :)

So While I was away....

PAS AND UMNO HAD "3 ONE NIGHT STAND" AND ARE CURRENTLY HAVING AN AFFAIR

DR. CHUA "OUR NATIONS PRIDE" IS BACK TO ACTIVE POLITICS AND PLANS TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF MCA AND PART OF HIS REBRANDING PLAN HE PLANS TO RE-NAME MCA TO.......

ALSO BEING GAY IS THE "IN" THING!!

BALASUBRAMANIAN IS NOW THE OFFICIAL SPOKESPERSON FOR CHIPSMORE

"NOW YOU SEE ME' AND "NOW YOU DON'T"

IN 2010 WHEN WE COLLECT OUR PETROL REBATE WE WILL BE ALSO GIVEN FREE C4 WITH OUR RM 625 REBATE FOR PETROL

SO MANY THINGS HAVE CHANGED.....BUT......ONE THINGS SEEMS TO LAST FOREVER.....

I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BACK!!!!

My very own Porn Movie!!

2008-07-29T01:08:00.000+08:00

Have you the desire to be famous and successful?

Have you felt frustrated that you are not making any progress

to achieve your dream?

That's me in a nutshell....

So I was thinking what can i do to accelerate my progress.....

How about a porn movie..Leaking my own porn movie will give exposure beyond my wildest dream....

I was thinking of my 'Sifu' and my 'Idol'

Respect you Bro!!!

And I have Great deal of Respect and admiration of our 'Grandfather'...sorry 'Godfather'

Then I decided to weigh the 'pro and cons'

Once I become famous..I can have my own TV show with Paris Hilton

'Life with Falcon and Paris'

A book deal with Bill Clinton worth $ 1.5 Million....

I can establish my own Consultancy Firm and help those in need.....

Be famous even after I have died...

And My Proudest Moment....

Simon will say 'Fantastic', 'Briliant, 'You are a Star'...

Wow...So many reason to do it....

But There was one reason stopping me....

Is it because of my reputation? Will I be embrassed?

No...

I CAN'T FIND ANYONE TO ACT IN IT WITH ME......sob sob....

Famous Blggers when they are old

2008-07-21T13:11:00.000+08:00

What will happen to our celebrity bloggers once they are old?? will their readers will still be faithful when they reach the age of 50??

It's a hard question but i think that would depend on the quality of their post during that time....

Let's check out their future post....

My days are no longer full of parties and taking pictures but of consultation on my next plastic surgery...Taking my next BOTOX injection...I think I'm going to have to have the First Full SKIN TRANSPLANT...I'm looking for any volunteers in their early 20s...Anyone interested??

We should learn to be happy even though we are getting old...Being old is a blessing..Maturity is a blessing that we all should learn to appreciate and being a humble is the mark of a great person

The "Nice Xia Xue" blog hits has dropped from 16,ooo to 20...

I am so so so rich from Nuffnang that I don' need to blog anymore.....But i have to blog to make the chicks think I'm HOT!!!!!

After making s o much of money from Blogging and meeting so many beautiful girls from Blogging i just want to say BLOGGING IS GOD"S GIFT TO MANKIND!!!!!

Blogging Idol

2008-07-18T03:47:00.001+08:00

Simon Cowell is tired of American Idol and has decided to create a new reality show....

Simon has a GREAT IDEA for a new reality show......

He is going to call it "BLOGGING IDOL"

My first reaction was like WOW...then i wondered who would be the host....Hmmmmm....

So the concept ot the show is simple....Just write a post and the judges will decide who wrote the best post...Simple right??

Now presenting the contestants and their post.....

This F***ing Idol Sucks!! I'm treated like a Second Class citizen..I am treated like a BANGLA!! ....Do you know who I am?? I'm gonna cut you balls!!!

I don't normally write any of my post..My assistant does it for me....DO you think i have time to write a post when i spend the whole day taking pictures of MYSELF...

I'm Kenny Sia : I WIN!!!

Another Nominee...

2008-07-12T13:09:00.000+08:00

Outgoing President George Bush was asked who would he want to replace him as the Next President of the United States....

(I must mention that he was quite shocked to find out that he won't be President anymore...)

His Choice.....

"I loved him in Knight Rider"

"He was a good president in the West Wing"

"America needs to hear the truth"

"I have a Dream....My dream is to witness Dumbo becoming the first Non-Human President"

"Isn't Mini Me so Cute"

Saving money

2008-07-09T13:44:00.000+08:00

Feeling the strain of higher petrol and food prices??

Don't worry....I have prepared a simple list on how you can save....

Instead of Traveling to Europe......

Try a local destination...

Instead of wasting money on alcohol...

Just imagine your regular glass of water is actually VODKA

Instead of spending money watching dramatic movies full of lies, deception and treachery...

Read this....

Instead of marrying a beautiful women.....

Marry a women that can cook...

Simple tips that can have a dramatic impact on your pockets!!!! :)

A REAL MAN

2008-07-06T13:57:00.001+08:00

A Camwhoring Man, Is he truly a Man??

Everyone has a certain perception of a man....

Then we are faced with this difficult questions....

A Camwhoring Man, Is he truly a Man??

Do you still take him as a man.....To be honest I have would say YES..A camwhoring man is still a man.......

But after I saw his pic...I'm not that sure anymore....

I want to help the PM

2008-07-03T13:45:00.000+08:00

Everyone know that the PM is not the most liked person in Malaysia....

So i decided to come up with some ideas on how to help him improve his image.....

RM 625 for everyone to blog nice things about him....

Blame everyting on Najib.....

Get kenny sia to write a post on him...

Don't we all love Kenny Sia....

Start his own blog..Possible Domain Names...

Pleaselovebadawi.blogspot

Ineedyourloveagain.blogspot

badawihasastrongsexdrive.blogspot

movies of the future.....

2008-06-30T15:19:00.007+08:00

This year we have been entertained with great movies.....

I wonder in 30 years from now what kind of movies will we be watching??

Will be it be so different???

Will it be movies that WE CAN NEVER IMAGINE????

I think I have found the answer......

"Batman 25 : Batman fights to save the OLD FOLKS home"

"Hulk 14 : Hulk will turn Purple"

"Spiderman 17 : Toby Mcguire's grandson as spiderman"

"Pirates of the Caribbean 20 : Jack Sparrow in a wheelchair"

Aren't You excited about the movies of the future??

Cost Cutting Measures

2008-06-27T13:49:00.002+08:00

The Government recently announced new cost cutting measure that are estimated to save our country RM 2 BILLION

RM 2 BILLION is 2,000,000,000....

That's 2 with 9 ZEROS....

Why Do i find that a little ridiculous....

So what have they been spending the RM 2 billion on previously????

I maybe detain under the ISA for exposing this but I feel responsible to expose the truth.....

Research and development on playing "BOMB BOMB"

Purchasing the newest and latest spying technology and creating the most well equipped snoop squad in the world....

He is the best minister as he has never spent a single sen of our government money....

He just has been using Vincent Tan's money....

Research and Development on Hair Growth.....

Creating a collection of fancy "Bling Bling" keris....

Research and Development for creating the most effective Tongkat Ali. This project is given the name "Orang Tua nak Jadi Pengantin Baru".....

John McCain

2008-06-24T16:16:00.008+08:00

In November John McCain maybe elected as the next president of the United States....

But before that he has to choose a running mate to be the next Vice-President...

So who will he choose.....I have decided to nominate possible candidates...

TO ATTRACT THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY

TO APPEAR YOUNG, HIP AND COOL

TO MAKE THE WOMEN VOTERS HAPPY

FOR NATIONAL SECURITY

TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY.....

A1

2008-06-22T03:36:00.001+08:00

I always get attracted to post that are funny or very creative in nature..but this particular post touch me deeply as it reminded me that we are very blessed and the true purpose of our existence is not to satisfy our personal desire but to help others who are less fortunate in anyway we possibly can and leave a mark that we can be proud of.....

http://johnny-ong.blogspot.com/2008/06/kung-fu-panda-with-26-kids.html

Why I choose to remain anonymous??

2008-06-20T14:48:00.004+08:00

A lot of People have asked..Why Have i choose to remain anonymous??

Why don't i put up my pic or link my blog to my friendster??

Why do i want to maintain my identity a secret??

Is it because I am......

so handsome that your heart will melt by looking at me.......

so beautiful that you will fall in love with me....

So ugly that you will lose your sanity.......

so "popular" and "loved" at this time....

a superhero that I have no choice but to hide my identity......

worried that my readers will be so jealous because as everyone is looking older I'm looking younger every moment...

Because my "abilities" and "skills" are recognized world wide....

an angel to bring happiness to your lives....

To be honest i have remained anonymous because.............

To be honest I have no idea why.....

What i know is that I have made you guys....

CURIOUS

EXCITED

ANXIOUS

FRUSTRATED

ANGRY

GOD DAMN "TULAN"/ PISSED OFF

but please smile...because you have been conned by a meaningless post.....

If I have made you smile than I have accomplished what i set out to do......

THE END

P/s : All those that are still angry and decide that they want to sue me....You should know I have only RM22.00 in my bank account :)