Life of a not Famous Blogger

Blogging has made the life of celebrity bloggers a dream come true....They live a very privileged and fun life.....

There is no dull moment in their life as they have so many parties and functions to attend....





Have you ever wondered how is the life of a not famous blogger??

No fancy Phones....

No fancy meals......

Spends his days dreaming of when Dawn Yang will fall in love with him....

Spends his days and night cursing at how famous others bloggers have become....

Plans to hire a Bomoh(Witch Doctor) to put a spell on them so that they will *******************

Thats the life of a NOT Famous Blogger...Luckily i'm not one of those bloggers :)

P/S : An A1 post which is a sequel to my current post by a young blogger...

http://innit.nuffnang.com/view.php?id=16027

5 Places i'll take you on holiday...

Mister Potato is sponsoring a trip to Bangkok with Kenny Sia....

It got me thinking.....Where would I take reward you for winning a contest from my blog...

Top 5 Places I'll reward you with a holiday...

Malaysian National Zoo as "No place Smells Better"

Antarctica!! Where else can you get your ASS FROZEN....

Where else can you see Bigfoot, Monkey and Apes walking around in suits....

Charlie and The Chocolate Factory...

We can swim and dance and jump and scream and laugh in the Chocolate Factory
(basically it's my dream come true....)

The No. 1 destination for my reward trip would be a trip that even money can't buy....

A 4 days 3 night trip to Pedra Branca, Singapore...You will enjoy a luxurious room in the lighthouse where you will be able to sleep on the floor and answer you "calls of Nature" directly into the sea plus you will be entertained over the 3 days period by 2 socially isolated Singapore Guards. You can also expect cold and dark nights over this period and every hour to be greeted by the loud horns of passing ships. It is expected from the Singapore Government that all visitors should be grateful to visit the newest rock in Singapore which serves as a beacon of pride due to the fact it has helped to increase the land mass of Singapore significantly.

Disclaimer : In the event this contest becomes a reality it is expected all winners to pay for the trip themselves and my trip also....

Petrol UP..Badawi Goodbye!!

It's time to say............

Men and Balls...

To all women out there...Euro 2008 is starting tomorrow.......

It's time to let your men go...say goodbye to them for a month.....

It's time to let them to watch Euro 2008 in peace......


But in reality I know.......

You might ask what is the fascination of men and football....

At the end of the day..It's just about men kicking a ball......

All women out there..You will be shocked to find our that men are fascinated by Balls....

They like watching a ball bounce......

The bigger the ball...The happier they become....

No man likes a shuttlecock....

That's it Ladies..Balls make Men HAPPY...

Our Motto........."Hidup Demi Bola"

P/s : I am currently shocked at how sick my mind is by being able to come up with such a Post

Disclaimer : This Post is sexually suggestive aimed to show that men are perverts in nature thus this it not actually a disclaimer....

Its Unfair Being a Male Blogger....

First take Kenny Sia off your mind




ITS NOT FAIR BEING A MALE BLOGGER!!!!!

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT MOST REALLY FAMOUS BLOGGERS ARE WOMEN??

YOU WORK TWICE AS HARD ON YOUR BLOG....

YOU SPEND MORE TIME ON YOUR BLOG....

YOU PRAY TO THE STARS AND THE HEAVEN AND THE MOON...

But the moment they put their pic on their profile...


Their Hits go up like 300%...... Hell maybe even 5000%...I won't surprised me...

WHY???

Its because of guys themselves....

YES BOYS AND GIRLS..MALE BLOGGERS ARE DISCRIMINATED BY THEIR OWN KIND!!

I have to admit who wants to see a picture of another guy....


unless you are seriously confused about your sexual orientation
(In simple term...Boy likes Boy)


Apart from that Nobody wants to listen to a guy "bitch"...

"Today I went to the gym and while building my abs I saw this other guy building muscles..I was so jealous..screw him for showing off...jerk...i should cut off his balls"

That would make me want to.......

To all of those that belong to the male species feel for your brothers out there...Give some support....


spend some time to read another guys blog....


To all Male Bloggers out there if this post fails to raise awareness on the plight of male bloggers....

Don't despair I have an Idea....

You should re-brand yourself by adopting a female personality....

Call yourself Aiko!


In your Profile write that you are Half-Japanese and Half-Korean....

Once You do That....

GET READY FOR BLOGGING HEAVEN!!!

P/s : for all those that adopt my idea i would appreciate a 5% royalty on your future earning..

P/s : To all women out there you should laugh at how vain men can be....

Disclaimer: As usual all my blog post originate from my sick and twisted mind and has no relation to people living or no more living or have never lived...

Japanese woman caught living in man's closet

This News caught my eye...

By MARI YAMAGUCHI, Associated Press Writer Fri May 30, 3:21 PM ET
TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man's house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.
Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man's closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.
The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.
One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home Thursday after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar. However, when they arrived they found the door locked and all windows closed.
"We searched the house ... checking everywhere someone could possibly hide," Itakura said. "When we slid open the shelf closet, there she was, nervously curled up on her side."
The woman told police she had no place to live and first sneaked into the man's house about a year ago when he left it unlocked.
She had moved a mattress into the small closet space and even took showers, Itakura said, calling the woman "neat and clean."



SUMMARY FOR ALL THOSE THAT ARE LAZY TO READ THE ARTICLE.....

A WOMAN LIVED IN ANOTHER PERSON'S CLOSET FOR A YEAR.....



A year?? doesn't he open his closet?? That means he is a normal man......lol


So I was thinking what would drive this woman to live in a closet....





She must be looking for the lost world of Narnia....


Hei don't look at me with the expression...That's a movie.....Who actually believes in such stuff...


We are in the 21st Century...Our mind and thoughts are rational and intellectually stimulating thoughts.....


I present to other notable examples.......

She wants to emulate Mahatma Gandhi.....

Our Accomplished former PM thinks that he is an angel when criticizing our current PM.......

Datuk Bung Mokhtar...The Chairman of the Backbenchers Club (The leaders of the Barisan MPs who do not hold position in the government)

He is suppose to be the loudest MP for Barisan...

He believes that he is Chewbacca and will be able to scare away the opposition MPs...

There is a thin line between living in fantasy and reality...You cant blame people if they cross it...lol...