What if our Famous Bloggers run for Election?

I was thinking what would happen if our famous bloggers ran for this year's general election?

I just wonder.....

First xia xue

Ok I know she's not Malaysian but just Imagine lah!! hehe....


It's a Fantasy Post.....


1. We would have election speeches finally where the speaker is hot and can dress to kill (You can expect many horny old Ah pek coming to vote)


2. We will have no shortage of the word 'fuck'


3. We will have very interesting sex stories....


4. A revolution in Malaysia where a record turnout of guys listening to her election speech and voting for her


5. Finally a politician that will bring the truth out in the open and has no fear in fighting for a worthy cause



Next

Our Nuffnang co-founder...Timothy Tiah (Do read his Blog..It's really Good)

1. All Nuffnagers will vote for him

2. His election Campaign Manifesto would be greater freedom for bloggers and immunity from any defamation suit!

3. Every Nuffnanger will get RM 100..wow..Every month..(I hope he contest)

4. As part of his election promise Nuffnang will award a campaign Ad for every blogger

5. I have nothing to say but Nuffnang Rocks!


Next Kenny Sia

The Godfather of Blogging...The Godfather of all aspiring bloggers

The man featured in wikipedia...

1. He will make us laugh

2. He will make us laugh

3. He will make everybody in Parliament will laugh...

4. PAS and BARISAN and DAP will always laugh and finaly they will end up loving each other

5. I just have to say Kenny 4 Malaysia

Next one of my favourite Bloggers > X

I really love his blog..It's full of interesting and funny post which always center's around SEX

1. All the guys will vote for him

2. If Nori (for those that read his blog they will know) comes to support him....I will make him our Prime Minister

3. All the gals will support him as where do you find a musician contesting for an election

4. All the gals will support him as he lived in Japan

5. I will vote for him..because..I just love his blog!

I hope Jeff does well in Penang but I would love to see more fellow blogger contest..It would be a fresh change to Malaysian Politics..A new beginning...Wow..A world ruled by bloggers...Slap...Slap..stop dreaming lah....hehe..Have fun voting!

I JUST SLEEP BETTER WITH CHIPSTER!

I REALLY REALLY WANT TO ATTEND THE NUFFNANG PAJAMA PARTY!


THE KEY!!!!!!

I WAS WILLING TO DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!

I TRIED TALKING TO CHIPSTER!

I TRIED TO BEG CHIPSTER!!

I TRIED TO 'SAYANG' CHIPSTER

I GOT ANGRY..SO I DECIDED TO THREATEN CHIPSTER!

I COULD NOT OBTAIN AN INVITATION! FRUSTRATED! I DECIDED TO 'MAKAN' CHIPSTER WAHAHAHAHA.....

DIE CHIPSTER DIE!!!

HMMM....IT TASTE REALLY REALLY GOOD...WOW....IT IS DELICIOUS
SO I KEPT ON EATING AND EATING AND EATING BECAUSE IT TASTE SO GOOD!

I WAS DEPRESSED AND TIRED SO I DECIDED TO SLEEP...I BROUGHT CHIPSTER TO BED

I SLEPT WITH CHIPSTER......

I LOVED IT..I NEVER SLEPT BETTER!

SO EVERY NIGHT I SLEEP WITH CHIPSTER

WHY?

BECAUSE I JUST SLEEP BETTER WITH CHIPSTER!

p/s: Thank You Tze Ping! Thanks for all the help and Ideas!

Kenny Sia..Kenny Sia...

Oh my god! I knew Kenny sia is popular...I love his blog..But I never expected him to be featured in Wikipedia..'Wah Lau Eh' Kenny..You damn 'Keng'...Check It out!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Sia

IS IT REALLY GOODBYE ZAKARIA?

As I read today's Sun....The 'BELOVED' Port Klang Assemblymen Zakaria Md Deros has not be nominated by Barisan Nasional to run for this coming election

(Jumping in Joy..Jumping and laughing and smiling...I'm happy)

Let me refresh your memory why he was not nominated....

His beautiful and luxurious mansion...

Apart from that his illegal satay business and his abuse of power by not applying for the local council permit to build his mansion..

(Yeah Baby..Screw you now!)

I read on ...To my shock...

Wait his Daughter-in-law is taking is place...

Eh....What....

Is is also reported that his son was nominated but only the Daughter-in-law was chosen as his replacement..

Where is the fairness..Is this a dynasty? You lose your place then you relatives take over..that means he has control indirectly..wah lau eh..He so powerful ah..He can't be in power due to his abuse of power but he has such an influence that his relatives can take over..Wow..This is something seriously wrong...I was so sure he would not nominated again....It was time to say GOODBYE...but he outsmarted everyone by placing a proxy...Bloody Hell!

A1

Another A1 post..I love the dialogue..

http://thecoconutchronicles.blogspot.com/2008/02/whos-bitch.html

Are Men and Pigs so Different?

ARE MEN AND PIGS SO DIFFERENT?

(SORRY..I JUST LOVE USING KENNY'S PHOTO)

THEY EAT A LOT

THEY LOVE TO SLEEP

THEY ARE ALWAYS DIRTY

THE OLDER THEY GET THE MORE FAT THEY BECOME

SO IT LOOKS LIKE MEN AND PIGS ARE NOT SO DIFFERENT AFTER ALL

HEART OF STONE

I am a weak person emotionally...I have never been able to act matured and calm when faced with an emotional situations...But they are people that possess a 'heart of stone'...I envy them because they are able to act like nothing affects them....They are able to distract their mind away from the situation…They are able continue their day like nothing has happened...For example in a situation where you quarrel will a loved one...or where you have those 'break up' situations...They are able to avoid confrontation and put the other person in a state of weakness...I HATE these people...hehe...

Why are they like this? Because they have no BLOODY feelings! No lah...just joking...I think one of the reasons are that they are more matured...They are able to think in a very rational manner in any situation.. When you are more matured you are able to control yourself better and always able to think and rationalize…That means i still have a long way to go....

My counter-argument is if the issue that has made you so emotional is so dear to you...so close to your heart...how can you act like nothing has happened...Will you not say or do something...I admit there must be limits to our action...'You cant be jumping into middle of the road'....(not me)...Will you not try to take some action to resolve the conflict faced...If someone hurts you...will you not say something...How can you…keep quiet and pretend nothing happens when someone dear to you hurts you or when something bad happens? Maybe they just don’t care...

Another reason why they are like this is they really have no BLOODY feelings...Sorry...They are cruel creatures...Sorry again...hehe...Is that they are able to prioritize their emotions and mind…they are able to focus only on positive emotions...they avoid negative emotions and always think about clear, positive and healthy thoughts…They know what they want in life...and nothing stops them from achieving it...

For me I have come to one conclusion...They don't really care about that situation or that person that much...How do I know? I have tried being a person with a 'heart of stone' and really...They don't really care! They might feel affected but it is not powerful or strong enough...

For those who are very emotional (Yours Truly) avoid KAMBING/MUTTON

IT REALLY MAKES YOU VERY AGGRESIVE AND EASILY EMOTIONAL

And apart from that you should know that you have a weak mind...I admit i have a weak mind also...Learn how to control your thoughts and actions...Learn how to think rationally….A weak mind will never get you anywhere in life...


My advise be careful when dealing with them...especially having a relationship with people who have a 'heart of stone'...They can break you down...They may be special but always be clear about who they are...