This is my prediction on who will be Malaysia's Next Famous Bloggers....
These will be the blogs that all of us will be reading in the future and you are lucky as I have the draft of their 1st Post.....
Get Ready for Change...
I am the embodiment of the slogan "Malaysia Boleh"....No place in the world where you have been caught smuggling large amount of cash at an International Airport you can return to active politics after taking a long Holiday..All I have to say is....
"Malaysia Boleh"
I believe that Penang is better ruled by DAP..sorry I mean BN.... *wink* *wink*
At a certain point in life we look back at all the things that we have done and we have no choice but to face our inner demons. I have this heavy burden in my heart and I can't carry it anymore. I have a confession to make..... I get Turned on watching the sex tapes of my friends and i have never been happier after watching Dr. Chua proving to me that "OLD IS TRULY GOLD". That is the reason why I established the Snoop squad and currently I have the largest Sex Tape collection of Malaysian Politician....
Even though I have screwed the Indian community and made millions as Works Minister I hope all of you out there will still love me because I am SAMY VELLU!!
To achieve maximum Sexual comfort you should position yourself......... (Sorry too Censored for all the boys and Girls out there)
To obtain C4 is as simple as ABC if your the Deputy Prime Minister .......................................
Kindly be informed that the author has been arrested by police officer from Bukit Aman on the charge of sedition and is now enjoying a 4 days 3 night stay in the Lock Up..... It should be noted that the Author is now the best friends with Raja Petra.....
P/s: Apart from that i can also predict Magnum and TOTO 4d No's...If interested kindly leave your email address for further correspondence....
Disclaimer : All Post written that is sarcastic or insulting in nature towards people who have the authority to detain you under the ISA is NOT written by the author of this Blog but by an anonymous hacker thus the author shall not be liable for any legal action.
24 comments:
OMG, you got hacked? ;)
haha. this hacker is seditious man. this post is seditious and threatends peace in Malaysia. call ISA now!!
hahahahhaha this post is hahahahah
good one!
Please dont call the police...PLease ....LOL....you should know the real author is simon seow..LOL...
all of them needs a good hair cut. lolz. if there is hair =P
hahahahah hilarious...
when u see chedet doing so well, i suppose it's not nonsensical to predict what u just predicted, Mr Hacker...
LOL Prem...Prem....What can I say about you.
Lol good one my friend but should have written more on Chua Soi Lek i mean come on your blog is not like a Disney channel for children so it's perfectly fine to include some adult-only content haha.
It features most of the top guns but where is Pak Lah?
Your hilarious i tell ya. Wished you had one on Pakcik Lalah
> i.r.v.i.n.e..yu raise a good point :)
> Gunners.. I agree with you..the hacker's prediction is a real possibility
> serena and tze ping ...HEHE...
Tze Ping..I know chua is your hero..i'll give him more credit in the future
> chee hoe and my bro...I have a special one for the PM with Blog address..currently working to perfect it...thats why the hacker spared him this time *wink* *wink*
I will email you my contact number..get ready with this weeks Toto & 4d prediction for me haha
Hmm... I think prem, you must currently doing a survey about how big is the lock up in Bukit Aman...... Hey, please tell us, after you had found out!!! LOL!!!
my my.. quite a post man. Hahaha amusing though and I hope the ISOs have a sense of humour
Acura i'll get back to you..LOl
desmond..... i think sooner or later i'll end up there
Aronil..i dont think they have a sense of humour..but i'm fine with it coz the anoynomous hacker wrote this post..wink wink
each of these bloggers featured by you here deserves the 'BEST CLOWN' award.
woooooooooo hooooo
How is the curry rice in jail?
Good?
how come u have not benefited from yr power in forecasting 4d and magnum?
good ah good!!
it's really funny in how the way u put it~ :)
omg u got hacked ;-)
Do you think just by Disclaimer is enough to save you from sedition.. lol. ;)
Hey, I'm also interested in the Magnum & Toto 4d prediction. And of course Pak Lah's blog! : )
haha...i like the samy vellu part..really same like his real characteristic,that is never feel shame of himself...
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