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Friday, August 15, 2008

BATTLE ROYALE


It's time for Battle Royale.....


PAKATAN RAKYAT V BARISAN NASIONAL IN PERMATANG PAUH


The stakes are high and both parties plan to fight till the end but there can be only one winner....


Its going to be a clash of personalities from both sides....


What are these politicians going to say when they confront their competition.....


KHAIRY V NURUL IZZAH




KHAIRY TO NURUL IZAAH : IF YOUR DAD BECOMES PM I'LL DIVORCE MY WIFE AND MARRY YOU OK? OR DO YOU WANT TO BECOME MY SECOND WIFE?

KOH TSU KOON V LIM GUAN ENG



LIM GUANG ENG TO KOH TSU KOON : I AM THE CM NOW..YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED..HEHE..I AM SITIING IN YOUR OLD OFFICE...LOSER WITH A CAPITAL "L"


RAFIDAH V WAN AZIZAH

RAFIDAH TO WAN AZIZAH : YOU BARU JADI "DATUK" SAYA DAH JADI "TAN SRI"..I WIN!!


KHIR TOYO V HADI AWANG





KHIR TOYO TO HADI AWANG : YOU ADA MASALAH KESIHATAN...SAYA ADA MASALAH MENTAL..KITA JADI LAH KAWAN....BUKAN MACAM KITA DAPAT DUIT...


ANWAR V NAJIB



ANWAR TO NAJIB : SINCE WE BOTH LIKE ANAL...I DONT MIND YOU TRY ON ME....



To all those involved in the election..God Luck and may the Best Man win....To all Malaysians lets watch the "drama"...




12 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG Falcon!!! U're not scared u kena lokap ISA ah????

I guess RPK's Blogger Defense Fund need to be korek out for u...

Hehehehe...Cheers buddy...

Falcon said...

if i crticize both sides would i still end up in ISA?? i'm giving a balanced view right? lol...

=ʑɛɳ9night= said...

lol u really.... fearless XP.Haha but it is good that you are being fair and square, giving a "balanced view" =D

TsuChong said...

Wicked stuff haha. Can't wait for the by-election.

acura said...

It's like our own version of the Olympics lah. I wonder who will get the gold medal haha

foongpc said...

Of course you won't end up in ISA lock up. Anyone can see this is just a joke! But if you really do get arrested, I will start a campaign to release you. And we will start asking for funds from all bloggers. So keep it up! lol

Ron Jerem Lee said...

what can i say, these fuckers were elected by us in the first place anyway.

blame on ourselves being so stupid in the past.

the monsters were created by us.

Borneo Falcon said...

Why can't we have a good leaders for our country? No wonder our country is in such a mess

confessions of a medical student said...

politics, sigh, politics....
malaysia needs something better, malaysia deserve something better...

Daryl Teo said...

LOL u had me in guffaws at your hilarious poke at our politics. We do have some interesting personalities. hahaha

K9 said...

Good post...now I wonder what had actually happen behind Annuar and Najib. People keep on appearing and becum a victim of Annuar's penis and then he'd being cursed to guilt.

But witnesses who knows about Altantunya will be magically disappeared in a blink. Perhaps, Najib is a Magician. 'Alahkhadabra'...turn you into bra..

Balqiz said...

now that's what i called FUNNIEH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA good one. I vote for Wan Azizah. Rafidah doesn't look like she shave her armpits. Skank!