While I was away....

Sorry Guys for not updating my blog regularly and my humblest apology for not replying to your messages.

I was away for a month for a MAJOR examination but now I'm back for GOOD!! :)

So While I was away....

PAS AND UMNO HAD "3 ONE NIGHT STAND" AND ARE CURRENTLY HAVING AN AFFAIR

DR. CHUA "OUR NATIONS PRIDE" IS BACK TO ACTIVE POLITICS AND PLANS TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF MCA AND PART OF HIS REBRANDING PLAN HE PLANS TO RE-NAME MCA TO.......




ALSO BEING GAY IS THE "IN" THING!!

BALASUBRAMANIAN IS NOW THE OFFICIAL SPOKESPERSON FOR CHIPSMORE

"NOW YOU SEE ME' AND "NOW YOU DON'T"




IN 2010 WHEN WE COLLECT OUR PETROL REBATE WE WILL BE ALSO GIVEN FREE C4 WITH OUR RM 625 REBATE FOR PETROL




SO MANY THINGS HAVE CHANGED.....BUT......ONE THINGS SEEMS TO LAST FOREVER.....






I'M SO HAPPY TO BE BACK!!!!

My very own Porn Movie!!

Have you the desire to be famous and successful?

Have you felt frustrated that you are not making any progress

to achieve your dream?

That's me in a nutshell....

So I was thinking what can i do to accelerate my progress.....

How about a porn movie..Leaking my own porn movie will give exposure beyond my wildest dream....

I was thinking of my 'Sifu' and my 'Idol'

Respect you Bro!!!

And I have Great deal of Respect and admiration of our 'Grandfather'...sorry 'Godfather'

Then I decided to weigh the 'pro and cons'

Once I become famous..I can have my own TV show with Paris Hilton

'Life with Falcon and Paris'

A book deal with Bill Clinton worth $ 1.5 Million....



I can establish my own Consultancy Firm and help those in need.....

Be famous even after I have died...



And My Proudest Moment....

Simon will say 'Fantastic', 'Briliant, 'You are a Star'...

Wow...So many reason to do it....

But There was one reason stopping me....

Is it because of my reputation? Will I be embrassed?

No...

I CAN'T FIND ANYONE TO ACT IN IT WITH ME......sob sob....

Famous Blggers when they are old

What will happen to our celebrity bloggers once they are old?? will their readers will still be faithful when they reach the age of 50??

It's a hard question but i think that would depend on the quality of their post during that time....

Let's check out their future post....

My days are no longer full of parties and taking pictures but of consultation on my next plastic surgery...Taking my next BOTOX injection...I think I'm going to have to have the First Full SKIN TRANSPLANT...I'm looking for any volunteers in their early 20s...Anyone interested??

We should learn to be happy even though we are getting old...Being old is a blessing..Maturity is a blessing that we all should learn to appreciate and being a humble is the mark of a great person

The "Nice Xia Xue" blog hits has dropped from 16,ooo to 20...

I am so so so rich from Nuffnang that I don' need to blog anymore.....But i have to blog to make the chicks think I'm HOT!!!!!

After making s o much of money from Blogging and meeting so many beautiful girls from Blogging i just want to say BLOGGING IS GOD"S GIFT TO MANKIND!!!!!

Blogging Idol

Simon Cowell is tired of American Idol and has decided to create a new reality show....

Simon has a GREAT IDEA for a new reality show......

He is going to call it "BLOGGING IDOL"

My first reaction was like WOW...then i wondered who would be the host....Hmmmmm....

So the concept ot the show is simple....Just write a post and the judges will decide who wrote the best post...Simple right??

Now presenting the contestants and their post.....

This F***ing Idol Sucks!! I'm treated like a Second Class citizen..I am treated like a BANGLA!! ....Do you know who I am?? I'm gonna cut you balls!!!

I don't normally write any of my post..My assistant does it for me....DO you think i have time to write a post when i spend the whole day taking pictures of MYSELF...

I'm Kenny Sia : I WIN!!!

Another Nominee...

Outgoing President George Bush was asked who would he want to replace him as the Next President of the United States....

(I must mention that he was quite shocked to find out that he won't be President anymore...)

His Choice.....

"I loved him in Knight Rider"

"He was a good president in the West Wing"

"America needs to hear the truth"



"I have a Dream....My dream is to witness Dumbo becoming the first Non-Human President"

"Isn't Mini Me so Cute"

Saving money

Feeling the strain of higher petrol and food prices??



Don't worry....I have prepared a simple list on how you can save....



Instead of Traveling to Europe......





Try a local destination...









Instead of wasting money on alcohol...

Just imagine your regular glass of water is actually VODKA

Instead of spending money watching dramatic movies full of lies, deception and treachery...

Read this....

Instead of marrying a beautiful women.....

Marry a women that can cook...

Simple tips that can have a dramatic impact on your pockets!!!! :)

A REAL MAN

A Camwhoring Man, Is he truly a Man??

Everyone has a certain perception of a man....

Then we are faced with this difficult questions....

A Camwhoring Man, Is he truly a Man??

Do you still take him as a man.....To be honest I have would say YES..A camwhoring man is still a man.......

But after I saw his pic...I'm not that sure anymore....

I want to help the PM

Everyone know that the PM is not the most liked person in Malaysia....

So i decided to come up with some ideas on how to help him improve his image.....

RM 625 for everyone to blog nice things about him....

Blame everyting on Najib.....

Get kenny sia to write a post on him...

Don't we all love Kenny Sia....

Start his own blog..Possible Domain Names...

Pleaselovebadawi.blogspot

Ineedyourloveagain.blogspot

badawihasastrongsexdrive.blogspot