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Friday, August 29, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALAYSIA!!!


HAPPY 51st BIRTHDAY MALAYSIA!!!!!!!!


I HOPE YOU HAVE A JOYFUL AND SPECTACULAR BIRTHDAY!!!


WHY?? MALAYSIA HAS SO MANY THINGS TO BE PROUD OF.....



When you walk around KLCC Park you can see condoms lying around....




Milo Ais RM 2..My reaction HOLY F***!!!




All Malaysians have an opportunity to further their education and become educated citizens.......

(I have to say that to avoid 3,000 people protesting and hunting me down)


Our highways are among the best in Asia but our warranty period is three years and then it starts to crack.....



i'm not going to say anything more....




superb transportation system around Kuala Lumpur and superb place to get molested....


SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALAYSIA!!!



This post comes with a Public Service Message......


No country is ever perfect...there are always weakness and complaints but if everyone plays the blame game (or in Malaysia we refer to the pointing your finger game) how can we ever develop and prosper...I am angry as to so many things but I love this country....This is my home....This is where I belong.....So to Malaysia hope your 51st Birthday will be a start to a better and more prosperous Malaysia...


And I hope that all those born on August 31st are given FREE Mercedes Compressor....RM 3,000 pension a month and also honoured with the title of "DATUK"


P/s: i'm have always been very patriotic...maybe because i'm born on August 31st .....

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

weird weid people



It looks like Avril Lavigne's concert is back on .......but still Pemuda Pas is trying to protest and get it cancelled......




I know why a lot of us cant understand why they consider Avril Lavigne "too sexy".....




So I'm gonna share with you what makes Pemuda Pas HORNY......








wei...nampak macam perempuan lah...rasa gatal lah....




wow..OMG...boleh nampak tangan perempuan..aku nak pergi tandas sekejap...




I'm so horny....

Aku tak boleh percaya...saya boleh tengok muka perempuan secantik ini...tak boleh tahan....

tanpa tudung......aku nak lompat atas kamu....



perempuan tercantik di dunia ini....



handsome lah.....rasa nak rogol dia lah.....





So Please don't be Angry with them...Pity them.....


p/s : if your trying to access RPK's blog...click here or here

Monday, August 25, 2008

Women I would like to sleep with.....




All men have their own fantasy of women they would like to sleep with....






This is mine...




The ladies also call me "superman" *wink* *wink*



I like it when my girl goes "crazy" on me....



3 is always better than 2...



Worth a Billion Dollars and no heir to that fortune...I love you OPRAH!!





I never had it that big before......





Apparently she is "too sexy"...How can I not want to sleep with her...







To go Where no Man has been going these days....







I like it when my women "Explode"




P/s : Its a joke..I dont really want to sleep with Oprah or Big Momma or do I???

Sunday, August 24, 2008

‘Mamma Mia! The Movie’


‘Mamma Mia! The Movie’


I can't wait to watch it...Why??



Where else can you experience a rush of emotions.....


There's Dancing...




There's people jumping out of excitement....



There's singing....



But for me..watching this movie is priceless because of........


Mamma Mia, here I go again. My, my, how can I resist you?




Mamma Mia..Here I come!!!!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Avril..Goodbye...

By now the whole country has heard the news that the concert is cancelled...


Its a sad day for this country....






Once I heard the news..........



I can take the corruption,abuse of power and discrimination practised by the Government.....



But FUCK it...What the hell does Avril Lavigne got to do with disrupting the national spirit during Merdeka......



What stupid excuse is that....Fucking ridiculous....







We are free people...we have rights and freedom...Nothing in the Federal Constitution states a concert during Merdeka season is a tantamount to disgracing the nation's integrity....



Nothing in the Federal Constitution states that a concert by a POP IDOL is bad influence to the society....



He thinks Avril Lavigne spreading a "Negative and Oh so Evil Punk culture" ...Bloody Hell... How idiotic can you be...



When People say Malaysia is a Third World Country....Not developed..Rampant with Poverty...They get angry..Call ourselves a "Developing Nation"..... MY FOOT!!!





Are they trying to deny us the right to think and evaluate ourselves what is good and what is bad?? Do they really think people like us that have to fight so hard to live a good life overcome so much of discrimination and double standard have time to get spoiled by the "PUNK" Culture...



What kind of thinking do they want us to possess??





I am not going to be one sided and pretend that the company that organized he concert were not at fault also..They should have applied the licence in advance before promoting the concert in such a big scale.... They should have seek the views of the relevant authorities when they first obtain rights to organize the concert.....I admit they made a mistake....But why punish us??



Did they think what kind of perception we are giving to the world??







As it is all the famous stars are organizing their concerts in Singapore and skipping Malaysia.....For once a big name Star is having a concert in this country when the Star are still famous.....When the Star are still at their Peak..... now who is going to risk performing here???



People throughout the world will be thinking that we are a country full of farmers and peasant that are still living in the time of the dinosaurs





I think its time we all have to stand up and fight for our rights...








I love my country....I was one of those that were cheering throughout chong wei's journey in Beijing with the hope we can find finally get a gold medal that would serve as a some symbol of unity or pride...



Something to show that i'm Proud to be a Malaysian and then they make this kind of announcement.....







Leaders must realize this is a multi racial country with a diverse population who are well educate and possess an open mind....We can think, judge and evaluate ourselves...



They must remember Malaysia is no longer a One Party System country...If they want to send us back to 1957 we will send them out forever...



And Finally my honest opinion on this issue....







If I get caught under the ISA because of this then I'm a proud Malaysian because living in fear is not worth living!!!




ON A HAPPIER NOTE

P/s I want to Thank Mike of http://mikemmery.blogspot.com/ for giving me tickets to the Levi's 501 unbuttoned launch party this saturday in RUUMS KL...If anyone is going do leave me a message (Sorry can take you guys because I won only one ticket)....Thank You MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, August 18, 2008

What to look forward too....

So Chong Wei Lost.....sob sob.......




So what do we as Malaysian have to look forward to cheer us up.....



Hadi Awang becoming PM

Abdul Razak Baginda's trial continuing for another 10 years...

Raja Petra being inducted into The Malaysian Book of Records for the highest number of lawsuits filed against him




Price of Kopi Ais reaching RM 1.80 and Sirap Limau RM 1.50....Dont Get Start me with the Price of Food



Avril Lavigne's concert deemed unsuitable and morally damaging thus replaced with



Wayang kulit


Basically there is nothing good to look forward too.........