movies of the future.....

This year we have been entertained with great movies.....

I wonder in 30 years from now what kind of movies will we be watching??

Will be it be so different???

Will it be movies that WE CAN NEVER IMAGINE????

I think I have found the answer......

"Batman 25 : Batman fights to save the OLD FOLKS home"

"Hulk 14 : Hulk will turn Purple"

"Spiderman 17 : Toby Mcguire's grandson as spiderman"

"Pirates of the Caribbean 20 : Jack Sparrow in a wheelchair"

Aren't You excited about the movies of the future??

Cost Cutting Measures

The Government recently announced new cost cutting measure that are estimated to save our country RM 2 BILLION

RM 2 BILLION is 2,000,000,000....

That's 2 with 9 ZEROS....

Why Do i find that a little ridiculous....

So what have they been spending the RM 2 billion on previously????

I maybe detain under the ISA for exposing this but I feel responsible to expose the truth.....

Research and development on playing "BOMB BOMB"

Purchasing the newest and latest spying technology and creating the most well equipped snoop squad in the world....

He is the best minister as he has never spent a single sen of our government money....

He just has been using Vincent Tan's money....

Research and Development on Hair Growth.....

Creating a collection of fancy "Bling Bling" keris....

Research and Development for creating the most effective Tongkat Ali. This project is given the name "Orang Tua nak Jadi Pengantin Baru".....

John McCain

In November John McCain maybe elected as the next president of the United States....

But before that he has to choose a running mate to be the next Vice-President...

So who will he choose.....I have decided to nominate possible candidates...

TO ATTRACT THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY

TO APPEAR YOUNG, HIP AND COOL

TO MAKE THE WOMEN VOTERS HAPPY

FOR NATIONAL SECURITY

TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY.....

A1

I always get attracted to post that are funny or very creative in nature..but this particular post touch me deeply as it reminded me that we are very blessed and the true purpose of our existence is not to satisfy our personal desire but to help others who are less fortunate in anyway we possibly can and leave a mark that we can be proud of.....

http://johnny-ong.blogspot.com/2008/06/kung-fu-panda-with-26-kids.html

Why I choose to remain anonymous??

A lot of People have asked..Why Have i choose to remain anonymous??

Why don't i put up my pic or link my blog to my friendster??

Why do i want to maintain my identity a secret??

Is it because I am......

so handsome that your heart will melt by looking at me.......






so beautiful that you will fall in love with me....

So ugly that you will lose your sanity.......

so "popular" and "loved" at this time....

a superhero that I have no choice but to hide my identity......

worried that my readers will be so jealous because as everyone is looking older I'm looking younger every moment...

Because my "abilities" and "skills" are recognized world wide....

an angel to bring happiness to your lives....

To be honest i have remained anonymous because.............

To be honest I have no idea why.....

What i know is that I have made you guys....

CURIOUS

EXCITED

ANXIOUS

FRUSTRATED

ANGRY

GOD DAMN "TULAN"/ PISSED OFF

but please smile...because you have been conned by a meaningless post.....

If I have made you smile than I have accomplished what i set out to do......

THE END

P/s : All those that are still angry and decide that they want to sue me....You should know I have only RM22.00 in my bank account :)

Man Plans to Father 40 Children!!!

Sometimes in life you think you have seen everything but i stand corrected when I read of Abu Bakar Embong. Read the Article below.....

KUALA TERENGGANU, MALAYSIA: A man has been allowed by the Syariah High Court to take a fourth wife, has fathered 25 children. He hopes to make it 40.

Property negotiator Abu Bakar Embong has been hoping to expand his family with another 15 children but did not want to “burden” his three wives.

When the 54-year-old recently expressed his wish to marry his newfound sweetheart, a woman 30 years his junior, his wives Asnah Jusoh, 46, Mazumi Ismail, 45 and 25-year-old Norazlina Ariffin not only agreed to the marriage scheduled for the end of this month, they also agreed to let their husband spend more time with his new bride.

Asked whether he was still confident of fathering more offspring at his age, the 54-year-old grandfather replied: “I am still strong and foresee no problems”.

He also shared some tips with the media on how to be sexually active even at an advanced age.

Among the techniques he employed was to bathe in the morning by pouring a pail of water on the right leg first before washing other parts of the body.

“This technique is deemed a must for those with several wives,” he said.

One happy family: Abu Bakar with his three wives and some of their 25 children

I hope all of you are as stunned as I am.. I have always believed that we are in no place to judge others but we can only seek to understand their motivation and desire to achieve SUCH A NOBLE CAUSE...

After much contemplation I have uncovered the reasons why he plans to FATHER 40 Children....

Hopes to establish a self sustained football team with substitutes, coaching and technical support

Hopes to establish his own chocolate brand..

Hopes to be the new mascot of VIAGRA

He wants to be the world's latest superhero known as "SUPERDICK"

P/s : I believe Abu Bakar Embong should be given a Nobel Peace Prize for not wanting to "BURDEN" his wives

PP/s: I'm Horny Chocolates will be available in you nearest 7-Eleven very soon and Nuffnang will be the proud promoters of this revolutionary product :)

PPP/s : To all women out there if your BF's or husband request that you pour a pail of water on his right leg first before washing other parts of the body then you know what he wants :)

Next Generation of Famous Bloggers??

This is my prediction on who will be Malaysia's Next Famous Bloggers....

These will be the blogs that all of us will be reading in the future and you are lucky as I have the draft of their 1st Post.....

Get Ready for Change...

I am the embodiment of the slogan "Malaysia Boleh"....No place in the world where you have been caught smuggling large amount of cash at an International Airport you can return to active politics after taking a long Holiday..All I have to say is....

"Malaysia Boleh"

I believe that Penang is better ruled by DAP..sorry I mean BN.... *wink* *wink*

At a certain point in life we look back at all the things that we have done and we have no choice but to face our inner demons. I have this heavy burden in my heart and I can't carry it anymore. I have a confession to make..... I get Turned on watching the sex tapes of my friends and i have never been happier after watching Dr. Chua proving to me that "OLD IS TRULY GOLD". That is the reason why I established the Snoop squad and currently I have the largest Sex Tape collection of Malaysian Politician....

Even though I have screwed the Indian community and made millions as Works Minister I hope all of you out there will still love me because I am SAMY VELLU!!

To achieve maximum Sexual comfort you should position yourself......... (Sorry too Censored for all the boys and Girls out there)

To obtain C4 is as simple as ABC if your the Deputy Prime Minister .......................................


Kindly be informed that the author has been arrested by police officer from Bukit Aman on the charge of sedition and is now enjoying a 4 days 3 night stay in the Lock Up..... It should be noted that the Author is now the best friends with Raja Petra.....



P/s: Apart from that i can also predict Magnum and TOTO 4d No's...If interested kindly leave your email address for further correspondence....

Disclaimer : All Post written that is sarcastic or insulting in nature towards people who have the authority to detain you under the ISA is NOT written by the author of this Blog but by an anonymous hacker thus the author shall not be liable for any legal action.

A1

I believe there are so many talented bloggers out there that have not gained due recognition because of the lack of exposure to the mainstream blogging commnity....So thats why i have introduced the A1 post so that everyone else can enjoy as i have when I read these post...

http://wilsonwc.blogspot.com/2008/06/im-sick-of-male-football-commentators.html

{Note: it's a little obscene for everyone except for Ron Jerem Lee :) }

Journey Of a Malaysian Man...

This is a Journey of a Malaysian Man........

I would like to first thank James Blunt for providing the Lyrics for the two songs that is in all our hearts.....

2007

Man sees his dream car......

"My life is brilliant.My love is pure.I saw an angel.You're beautiful. You're beautiful.It's true.I saw your face in a crowded place,And I don't know what to do,'Cause I'll never be with you."

2008

Man works hard....struggles to attain his dream car.......Finally he purchases it.....

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.You're beautiful, it's true.

June 2008

Petrol Price Increased to Rm 2.70.......

Man feels.......

August 2008

Petrol Increased to RM 4.......

Goodbye my lover.Goodbye my friend.You have been the one.You have been the one for me.

I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow.I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.

2009

Man cannot bear the price of Petrol anymore and decides to say.....

And Says Hello to.....

P/s : if anyone wants to help me pay to fill up petrol in my car..leave me a comment and i will send you my bank account number..ALL donations are much appreciated..LOL