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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Man Plans to Father 40 Children!!!


Sometimes in life you think you have seen everything but i stand corrected when I read of Abu Bakar Embong. Read the Article below.....



KUALA TERENGGANU, MALAYSIA: A man has been allowed by the Syariah High Court to take a fourth wife, has fathered 25 children. He hopes to make it 40.


Property negotiator Abu Bakar Embong has been hoping to expand his family with another 15 children but did not want to “burden” his three wives.

When the 54-year-old recently expressed his wish to marry his newfound sweetheart, a woman 30 years his junior, his wives Asnah Jusoh, 46, Mazumi Ismail, 45 and 25-year-old Norazlina Ariffin not only agreed to the marriage scheduled for the end of this month, they also agreed to let their husband spend more time with his new bride.


Asked whether he was still confident of fathering more offspring at his age, the 54-year-old grandfather replied: “I am still strong and foresee no problems”.


He also shared some tips with the media on how to be sexually active even at an advanced age.

Among the techniques he employed was to bathe in the morning by pouring a pail of water on the right leg first before washing other parts of the body.


“This technique is deemed a must for those with several wives,” he said.






One happy family: Abu Bakar with his three wives and some of their 25 children



I hope all of you are as stunned as I am.. I have always believed that we are in no place to judge others but we can only seek to understand their motivation and desire to achieve SUCH A NOBLE CAUSE...


After much contemplation I have uncovered the reasons why he plans to FATHER 40 Children....



Hopes to establish a self sustained football team with substitutes, coaching and technical support





Hopes to establish his own chocolate brand..






Hopes to be the new mascot of VIAGRA




He wants to be the world's latest superhero known as "SUPERDICK"



P/s : I believe Abu Bakar Embong should be given a Nobel Peace Prize for not wanting to "BURDEN" his wives


PP/s: I'm Horny Chocolates will be available in you nearest 7-Eleven very soon and Nuffnang will be the proud promoters of this revolutionary product :)


PPP/s : To all women out there if your BF's or husband request that you pour a pail of water on his right leg first before washing other parts of the body then you know what he wants :)


29 comments:

joshuaongys said...

read bout this news before.. this guy is a sicko lar.. YAWN...

euRo_QuaRTeR_FiNaLS_CoMiNG_uP said...

Actually to be able to be sexually active at his age is not that difficult but to be able to perform like our ex-health minister Chua Soi Lek at the age of 60 in that certain position now that is something to be proud of lol.

RealGunners said...

haih... u can't hold hands in the public, but u can have as many wives as u want.. that's MALAYSIA BOLEH for u...

libpuritan said...

wow. 25 children? i hope they are all studying and well-cared for. this really hits the nerve that women are just babymaking machines. afterall, with 25 kids and 3 wives (now 4), how much time can he really spend to bond with anyone of his immediate family. at least we know he doesn't have time for mistresses. gosh. it's amusing at first glance, but it's appalling once you really think about it.

davidlian said...

The sad truth is, sometimes even if a family has just one child, that child and the parents aren't at all close or bonded. I don't think numbers really have to do with it.

TNH said...

Nice post..haha..can't believe this kind of people do exist

libpuritan said...

david: true that numbers don't matter if the heart is in the right place. just hypothetically thinking, if i were in his shoes...i assume the guy has to work (8 hours, no overtime), sleep (let's assume 6 hours), and have a bit of vertical mambo (1-2 hours? hey, kids don't just pop out of nowhere) that's 8 hours left for his personal time and family time. assuming it all goes to family, that's roughly 19.2 minutes of quality time per child. wow. doable, eh?

Simon Ho said...
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Simon Ho said...

lol.. the new wife will have some quality time with superdick

Borneo Falcon said...

I will be surprised if he even remember all his children's name

Falcon said...

> josh...sorry for the old news..

> realguners..I'm ok with the part he wants to have 4 wives but i just pity the children that they are unable to obtain the love of a father...

> lbpuritan and davilian..The issue you guys raise are things that bothers me when i think of this story..Apparently he earns RM20K a month...

> tnh..i also cant believe it...

> simon Ho...the wives must be "really" happy with his performance...lol


> my bro..I agree with you..I think he must remember them by what no they were born..lol

a@ron said...

lol...nice post!

email2me said...

4 wives is nothing compared to old China's emperor. He has 1,000 behind is castle and everyday screw new wives. If 1 by 1 visit, it will took him close to 3 years to settle all. lol ....... *DAMN PROUD TO BE A CHINESE*

eelainee said...

can he really afford to bear the 40 children's living cost??? huh???/

Rainer Yong said...

this guy wants to start his own effin dynasty! anyways, 40 is a nice number for EPL :) he can be the chairman

Simon Seow said...

You might get a lawyer letter from Nuffnang now. LOL.

Falcon said...

>aaron..THX

>email2me..1k..Holy crap..

> eelaine..maybe terrenganu is really cheap

> rainer...he's a smart man

>simo..Timothy tiah read this post...I'm so F****** screwed...LOL

whisky said...

haha..i think he wanna show off with his powerful dick skill.LoLx
xD

Arth Akal said...

I can imagine the burden of having 2-3 kids in the house but 40 is just insane!!!

i wonder if he can remember every single one of their names? hmm...

Johnny Ong said...

having many is not the main issue. is he able to provide the basic education for ALL of them. if ALL of them can enter local universities, can he provide the finances.

don't just give birth into this world and then let them survive on their own or say leave it to God

BaLQiz said...

I can't even handle one hyperactive kitten, let alone a house full of kids.

I wonder how his 4th wife feels knowing her new hubby's hobby is not to play golf but having the interest of poking his John Master every day and nite?

Ron Jerem Lee said...

audit the mofo's account. how can a real estate agent earn that much... knn tnm ccb hkl....

joshuaongys said...

aiya dunid sorry lolz... the guy i said dat is a sicko is not u is him haa

Chee Hoe said...

Yo Falcon,
Timothy did read your post... lol

sho said...

I think Singaopore INCREASE OUR BIRTH RATES Dept will be calling him up real soon.

SlowCatchUpKuan said...

i pity the new wife. now ALL the Burden is on her LOL

BernardC said...

Crazy dude. Eat more Viagra and he will collapse for heart attack.

Looks like he is trying to increase the population of Malay and Malaysia

Cass said...

I think this kinda thing can only happen in malaysia...

Sooo many Wifes oh man~
I wonder how does he support all of them...
But yet again, i think we might know how...in malaysia

雪儿 said...

LOLz....

Crazy Malay... I guess that's why they say Malaysia Boleh!! -.-