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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Blog Guru



The movie "THE LOVE GURU" has inspired me......








To become the BLOG Guru.....




Don't worry Guruji is here....




I know the problem you are having.....




Guruji will help give you ideas on how to have a successful blog...






Create you own Blog Advertising company....






Go for major "ENHANCEMENTS"






Be as disgusting as possible....








Release your OWN movie.....




Impersonate a well known personality....











Remember Guruji is always here...always here to serve and help.....



32 comments:

Ron Jerem Lee said...

also u need to get sodomised, then ur blog will hve immediate traffic.

YoNg LiAng said...

funny post...haha..

BLue said...

Alah, always promote those famous people ;p

Cathy said...

haha..nice one XD

Eveline said...

HaHa!!! I love your blog! I happen to stumble onto it after looking for ppl who were in the same industry as me. Cool!

Yi Ling said...

LOL. your post is ultimate lameness =.=

pinksterz said...

and dont forget the (TM)! :P

4 a BeTTer W0r1d said...

How dare you put our lovely Pak Lah together with Osama???
wuahahha... nice article...

Ripalo Cal said...

oO.....short, simple and funny.

munytang said...

funny stuff man! keep it up!

terence said...

really...
you have become more and more like him ad... =.="

Miu said...

hello r u one of the ambp travel ambassadors? i'm putting up a list so .. i think u r from chillipaddy's blog. Hope u dun mind, i'm gona like u to my ambp travel ambassadors list of bloggers :D

RunWitMe said...

you missed one - be a ex PM and criticise your current successor in your blog.

shelbybaby said...

guruji... wat about d common ppl?? how do we make it in d blogosphere?? :D

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