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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Who's the next "DATUK"


LAST SATURDAY BOLLYWOOD STAR SHAH RUKH KHAN WAS CONFERRED THE TITLE OF "DATUK"








WHAT HAS HE CONTRIBUTED?? ONLY GOD KNOWS BUT I'M GOING TO PREDICT WHO'S NEXT WITH MY OWN REASONS.....




FOR BEING THE "KING OF FRUITS"






BEING MORE POPULAR THAN DAWN YANG AND XIA XUE





FOR NOT CHOOSING TO BLOW UP MALAYSIA






FOR BRINGING PLAYBOY INTO THIS WORLD...








FOR MAKING HIP HOP POPULAR




DUE TO THIS MOVIE PEOPLE KNEW MALAYSIA EXISTED








HE SHOULD BE MADE A "TAN SRI" FOR GIVING A CHANCE FOR CHELSEA TO BEAT THE MALAYSIAN TEAM 2-0





FOR DESTROYING OUR "MORAL VALUES" BY HAVING A CONCERT IN MALAYSIA








MAKING US FAMOUS AS A COUNTRY FULL OF "MONKEYS"





P/S: ANYMORE IDEA WHO ELSE SHOULD BE CONFERRED THE TITLE OF "DATUK"?

14 comments:

Kuntong said...

Nuffnang.com for sure.
coz thy let us earn money frm our blog.
should me DATONUFFNAMG.COM nxt time..
LOL

foongpc said...

Falcon for making us laugh with his funny blog! : )

Spectre said...

i know award u DIY datukship to falcon XD

BaLQiz said...

HahHhahAHhahahaha! My god that's a good one!!!

Grace said...

Falcon, you probably get one datukship for highlighting this out!!!!!!

cazzycazz said...

YOU!! Kekekekek

RealGunners said...

ahahahaha usually i wont be bothered to comment bcz all the posts are equally funny, but heck, just felt like it now..

LOLZ good one!!

Chee Hung said...

dear falcon,
that's a good one. I had a good laugh reading this particular blog.
chee hung

lankapo said...

me off course,

-for being a loyal citizen.
- never condemn/blog about politic/government

- always believe what Utusan write about

renaye said...

i deserve the datukship for educating malaysians to be more environmental friendly... and not only that .. also for my bravery and patience to educate people who ignorant and scold me for protecting the environment.

-popjammerz- said...

i award to you la Prem~!!

=ʑɛɳ9night= said...

lol,i am guessing the next person who will be conferred the title " Datuk" shall be you? For your skills of making the best out of the latest news !

Jan Errol said...

thnx for the comment on my blog

Ron Jerem Lee said...

celaka , just wait for some indonesian maid become dato..