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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

7 Habits of Highy Effective Nuffnangers


Most of us have either heard or read of the best seller that has had a powerful impact on so many people....



i decided to release my own version tailored for all dear nuffnangers..... I present to you...

7 Habits of Highly Effective Nuffnangers

LAZY

sleep till noon and spend the whole day being lazy........ Why? the lazier you are the more ideas you have to blog.......


CREATIVE


Nuffnangers must be able to "wow" readers with their creativity...some noted examples are "how to molest a gal" or "how to prevent being molested" or "men surf the Internet because of porn,sex and women"


FRIENDLY


spend time to chat with fellow nuffnangers...make new friends....find people of the opposite sex to chat with *wink* *wink*....


UNIQUE


be unique..separate yourself from the rest...be the Kind of Dangs...or create a website to "dang" others or try to create your army of "Dangers"

PARTY!!!!!


Attend all nuffnang parties and events....meet new people or do what i do...hope to see Dawn Yang in her "pyjama".....



DAY DREAM
All nuffnangers hope deep down that they will be the next "Kenny Sia" or "Xia Xue"
but recently i noticed so many nuffnangers have developed a very attractive dream called Jun Jun Riko(JJR)...its the nuffnang version of Amazing Race of which male blogger will be able to win her heart...lol....


BEING HORNY ALWAYS


Reference is made to the innit Chatbox.....




P/s : This Post is not meant to offend anyone k...I love all you nuffnangers out there!!! You Rock!

18 comments:

cazzycazz said...

Hahahaha, good one!! Can i add in 1 more?? Obtain photoshop skills and make sure all pictures turn out to be sizzling sexy!

JunJun-Riko said...

hor!!!!!! im offended edi.. XDXDXD
no worries la.. LOL... but if i get another passerby then it's ur fault la ok? *wink*

DiEsE said...

hahaha...lol
maybe can add another one..
chatting in innit chatbox at the office.. during office hour.. hehehe

cc said...

I like the sarcasm in this post. LOL

Borneo Falcon said...

Another great post

AsX said...

Hey, good one! So now it's time to get lazy......zzzzzz

Spectre said...

*great post* but dawn yang on her pyjama unless got milion of US dollars XD

BLue said...

Horns!!! LOL

Benjamin Chuah said...

Falcon is always funny and sarcastic. :D

Kay Leaf said...

Funny... you rocks too... ^^

Justine said...

Nice....

sabrinaabubakar said...

yuhuu...i agree with u

terence said...

lol~

great one...

joshua said...

ENUFF

I'm offended

8D

-popjammerz- said...

Hahaha!
good good!
Ya I am offended because:
I am not lazy enuf
I am not creative enuf
I am not friendly enuf
I am not unique enuf
I don't party enuf
I don't day dream enuf
I am not horny enuf

that's make me not a highly effective nuffnanger..

i hate u lah prem.

JOKING!!!!!!!!!! i love your posts darn much and support the writer!!

good one!thumbs up! :)

RealGunners said...

no wonder i'm not up there with them...

Brenda Ang said...

Hahahahaha, quite true.

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