Fear!!

Everyone fears something......

It maybe be something dark or something other people might find hilarious....

Today I'm gonna share with you guys my greatest fears....

The "joker" asking to be my friend and then asking me "why so serious"

Hate evolves to LOVE!!!

Watching Pirates of the Caribbean 20 : JACK SPARROW FIGHTS FROM HIS ROBOTIC WHEELCHAIR in 2020

DAWN and XIA XUE becoming Friends again!!!

All girls decide to follow the "Lindsay" Approach.....

leaving me with less women to choose from.....sob sob

Our future PM "shoot me please"

Food become so expensive that i end up becoming a vegetarian to save cost

He gets elected for another Term... "God Help us All"

They are awarded to title to "DATUK" for making Homosexuality acceptable in Malaysia....

On a second thought i think they deserve it.....

Blog Guru

The movie "THE LOVE GURU" has inspired me......

To become the BLOG Guru.....

Don't worry Guruji is here....

I know the problem you are having.....

Guruji will help give you ideas on how to have a successful blog...

Create you own Blog Advertising company....

Go for major "ENHANCEMENTS"

Be as disgusting as possible....

Release your OWN movie.....

Impersonate a well known personality....

Remember Guruji is always here...always here to serve and help.....

6 ways to "kill" your first date!!

A First Date is always crucial...

It the first moment when the sparks fly and feelings grow......

They key to a successful first date is to..........

But some people fail to impress...Why? because they make such errors.....

Women only find superman wearing his underwear outside as "sexy"

Complimenting your date that "You remind me of my mum"

Brag about all the women you have dated

Tell her "I Love you" on the First Date

Telling her that Hugh Hefner is your Idol

Mention that you "perform" like Chua Soi Lek

Guys Dont EVER make such mistakes

and

"kill"your First Date...

women are bloodsuckers

People ask a friend of mine called A...Why Is A Single....

A's answer is simple...A has no money!!

And they always say....Money is not everything!!!

This is A's reply...........

Dinner for two will not cost Rm 5

A's Father does not own Maxis or Digi...

Valentine Day is a Day All Men FEAR!!!!

drive anything less than a Wira then better don't try at all....

And then comes the "emergency" situation....Times of great "Financial Expense"

It looks like A's destined to be alone but Dont worry........

A's Happy because........

Luckily I'm not close to A...Isn't he sick? pity A........

Who's the next "DATUK"

LAST SATURDAY BOLLYWOOD STAR SHAH RUKH KHAN WAS CONFERRED THE TITLE OF "DATUK"

WHAT HAS HE CONTRIBUTED?? ONLY GOD KNOWS BUT I'M GOING TO PREDICT WHO'S NEXT WITH MY OWN REASONS.....

FOR BEING THE "KING OF FRUITS"

BEING MORE POPULAR THAN DAWN YANG AND XIA XUE

FOR NOT CHOOSING TO BLOW UP MALAYSIA

FOR BRINGING PLAYBOY INTO THIS WORLD...

FOR MAKING HIP HOP POPULAR

DUE TO THIS MOVIE PEOPLE KNEW MALAYSIA EXISTED

HE SHOULD BE MADE A "TAN SRI" FOR GIVING A CHANCE FOR CHELSEA TO BEAT THE MALAYSIAN TEAM 2-0

FOR DESTROYING OUR "MORAL VALUES" BY HAVING A CONCERT IN MALAYSIA

MAKING US FAMOUS AS A COUNTRY FULL OF "MONKEYS"

P/S: ANYMORE IDEA WHO ELSE SHOULD BE CONFERRED THE TITLE OF "DATUK"?