What if our Famous Bloggers run for Election?

I was thinking what would happen if our famous bloggers ran for this year's general election?

I just wonder.....

First xia xue

Ok I know she's not Malaysian but just Imagine lah!! hehe....


It's a Fantasy Post.....


1. We would have election speeches finally where the speaker is hot and can dress to kill (You can expect many horny old Ah pek coming to vote)


2. We will have no shortage of the word 'fuck'


3. We will have very interesting sex stories....


4. A revolution in Malaysia where a record turnout of guys listening to her election speech and voting for her


5. Finally a politician that will bring the truth out in the open and has no fear in fighting for a worthy cause



Next

Our Nuffnang co-founder...Timothy Tiah (Do read his Blog..It's really Good)

1. All Nuffnagers will vote for him

2. His election Campaign Manifesto would be greater freedom for bloggers and immunity from any defamation suit!

3. Every Nuffnanger will get RM 100..wow..Every month..(I hope he contest)

4. As part of his election promise Nuffnang will award a campaign Ad for every blogger

5. I have nothing to say but Nuffnang Rocks!


Next Kenny Sia

The Godfather of Blogging...The Godfather of all aspiring bloggers

The man featured in wikipedia...

1. He will make us laugh

2. He will make us laugh

3. He will make everybody in Parliament will laugh...

4. PAS and BARISAN and DAP will always laugh and finaly they will end up loving each other

5. I just have to say Kenny 4 Malaysia

Next one of my favourite Bloggers > X

I really love his blog..It's full of interesting and funny post which always center's around SEX

1. All the guys will vote for him

2. If Nori (for those that read his blog they will know) comes to support him....I will make him our Prime Minister

3. All the gals will support him as where do you find a musician contesting for an election

4. All the gals will support him as he lived in Japan

5. I will vote for him..because..I just love his blog!

I hope Jeff does well in Penang but I would love to see more fellow blogger contest..It would be a fresh change to Malaysian Politics..A new beginning...Wow..A world ruled by bloggers...Slap...Slap..stop dreaming lah....hehe..Have fun voting!

I JUST SLEEP BETTER WITH CHIPSTER!

I REALLY REALLY WANT TO ATTEND THE NUFFNANG PAJAMA PARTY!


THE KEY!!!!!!

I WAS WILLING TO DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!

I TRIED TALKING TO CHIPSTER!

I TRIED TO BEG CHIPSTER!!

I TRIED TO 'SAYANG' CHIPSTER

I GOT ANGRY..SO I DECIDED TO THREATEN CHIPSTER!

I COULD NOT OBTAIN AN INVITATION! FRUSTRATED! I DECIDED TO 'MAKAN' CHIPSTER WAHAHAHAHA.....

DIE CHIPSTER DIE!!!

HMMM....IT TASTE REALLY REALLY GOOD...WOW....IT IS DELICIOUS
SO I KEPT ON EATING AND EATING AND EATING BECAUSE IT TASTE SO GOOD!

I WAS DEPRESSED AND TIRED SO I DECIDED TO SLEEP...I BROUGHT CHIPSTER TO BED

I SLEPT WITH CHIPSTER......

I LOVED IT..I NEVER SLEPT BETTER!

SO EVERY NIGHT I SLEEP WITH CHIPSTER

WHY?

BECAUSE I JUST SLEEP BETTER WITH CHIPSTER!

p/s: Thank You Tze Ping! Thanks for all the help and Ideas!

Kenny Sia..Kenny Sia...

Oh my god! I knew Kenny sia is popular...I love his blog..But I never expected him to be featured in Wikipedia..'Wah Lau Eh' Kenny..You damn 'Keng'...Check It out!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Sia

IS IT REALLY GOODBYE ZAKARIA?

As I read today's Sun....The 'BELOVED' Port Klang Assemblymen Zakaria Md Deros has not be nominated by Barisan Nasional to run for this coming election

(Jumping in Joy..Jumping and laughing and smiling...I'm happy)

Let me refresh your memory why he was not nominated....

His beautiful and luxurious mansion...

Apart from that his illegal satay business and his abuse of power by not applying for the local council permit to build his mansion..

(Yeah Baby..Screw you now!)

I read on ...To my shock...

Wait his Daughter-in-law is taking is place...

Eh....What....

Is is also reported that his son was nominated but only the Daughter-in-law was chosen as his replacement..

Where is the fairness..Is this a dynasty? You lose your place then you relatives take over..that means he has control indirectly..wah lau eh..He so powerful ah..He can't be in power due to his abuse of power but he has such an influence that his relatives can take over..Wow..This is something seriously wrong...I was so sure he would not nominated again....It was time to say GOODBYE...but he outsmarted everyone by placing a proxy...Bloody Hell!

A1

Another A1 post..I love the dialogue..

http://thecoconutchronicles.blogspot.com/2008/02/whos-bitch.html

Are Men and Pigs so Different?

ARE MEN AND PIGS SO DIFFERENT?

(SORRY..I JUST LOVE USING KENNY'S PHOTO)

THEY EAT A LOT

THEY LOVE TO SLEEP

THEY ARE ALWAYS DIRTY

THE OLDER THEY GET THE MORE FAT THEY BECOME

SO IT LOOKS LIKE MEN AND PIGS ARE NOT SO DIFFERENT AFTER ALL

HEART OF STONE

I am a weak person emotionally...I have never been able to act matured and calm when faced with an emotional situations...But they are people that possess a 'heart of stone'...I envy them because they are able to act like nothing affects them....They are able to distract their mind away from the situation…They are able continue their day like nothing has happened...For example in a situation where you quarrel will a loved one...or where you have those 'break up' situations...They are able to avoid confrontation and put the other person in a state of weakness...I HATE these people...hehe...

Why are they like this? Because they have no BLOODY feelings! No lah...just joking...I think one of the reasons are that they are more matured...They are able to think in a very rational manner in any situation.. When you are more matured you are able to control yourself better and always able to think and rationalize…That means i still have a long way to go....

My counter-argument is if the issue that has made you so emotional is so dear to you...so close to your heart...how can you act like nothing has happened...Will you not say or do something...I admit there must be limits to our action...'You cant be jumping into middle of the road'....(not me)...Will you not try to take some action to resolve the conflict faced...If someone hurts you...will you not say something...How can you…keep quiet and pretend nothing happens when someone dear to you hurts you or when something bad happens? Maybe they just don’t care...

Another reason why they are like this is they really have no BLOODY feelings...Sorry...They are cruel creatures...Sorry again...hehe...Is that they are able to prioritize their emotions and mind…they are able to focus only on positive emotions...they avoid negative emotions and always think about clear, positive and healthy thoughts…They know what they want in life...and nothing stops them from achieving it...

For me I have come to one conclusion...They don't really care about that situation or that person that much...How do I know? I have tried being a person with a 'heart of stone' and really...They don't really care! They might feel affected but it is not powerful or strong enough...

For those who are very emotional (Yours Truly) avoid KAMBING/MUTTON

IT REALLY MAKES YOU VERY AGGRESIVE AND EASILY EMOTIONAL

And apart from that you should know that you have a weak mind...I admit i have a weak mind also...Learn how to control your thoughts and actions...Learn how to think rationally….A weak mind will never get you anywhere in life...


My advise be careful when dealing with them...especially having a relationship with people who have a 'heart of stone'...They can break you down...They may be special but always be clear about who they are...

A1

I love reading fellow bloggers blog..I have read so many blogs where the authors possess so much of talent..I have decided..They should be given due recognition for their creativity and effort...This is my current favourite post on the world wide web..I rate it as A1!

http://popjammerzlife.blogspot.com/2008/02/im-no-famous-blogger.html

"LOVE" OR "SUCCESS"

Its been a long time since since i posted something relevant to my blog title...Songs of Innocence and Experience..So today I got a topic to share with everyone...Money or success?

*Note: 80% of those reading would be unable to understand the dilemma as these are choices...sorry...its who you become ...Only those so driven by success and desire to be somebody will truly understand it...

*2nd Note: For the 80%....I'm so happy for you guys..You will learn how to find happiness with yourself...And you will have a happier life...

*3rd Note: Do read my EARLIER post with the ape photo's and the next one on the Malaysian General Election..Im so proud of it (Voice in my mind = YOU AH!!Damn Perasaan..Dont you know how to be humble!!)

*4th Note: This is based on a conversation between me and my dear friend who is gonna let go of his relationship to focus on his future..

What is success? Success is when you have obtain and satisfied your personal ambition in life..This may differ according to people...My topic centre's around:

People who are nobody...Who will have to work really hard (No rich DAD...) to become somebody really successful....When i mean successful...monthly income around minimum RM 100K (remember on their own)..

These are the sad stories of people that have such a burning desire for success that they will lose something....Love..I know two such people...They live a cursed life...They only appreciate success in monetary terms...They put love secondary...Nope..They put it nearly at the bottom of their list...They only appreciate the opposite sex only for the sake of companionship and convenience....They will be with you..But you can never find true happiness with them...And beware...They are very good at 'pretending'....

They strive for success..They strive to achieve their aims...They will be successful one day..They will lead a life of luxury...They will obtain a life of respect and admiration..I know you guys will....They have an admirable quality that is Determination...But you will never learn the joy of love...But you guys maybe are built differently than the rest of us...They have experienced something in their life where they have evolved to be people that have lost all ability to love...And have the mindset that money is all MIGHTY...Love is childish...I agree but I argue only one point...Love brings more happiness than any amount of money...

So this are to the people who have chosen success over any relationship...You made a smart choice for yourself..For those who fit in this category...Understand yourself...And dont break another person's heart...

In life you meet many type of people...And the older we get....The more 'damaged' we become...We become so scarred that we are no more the kind..decent..loving people we used to be..That is how we leave the State of Innocence for Experience...

MALAYSIA DECIDES

MALAYSIAN GENERAL ELECTION

THESE ARE THE THOUGHTS OF OUR 'BELOVED' POLITICIANS

I'M THE MACHA GUYS..A WHOLE ARMY WILL CRUMBLE AT MY FEET..LU SEMUA TAK BOLEH LAWAN SAYA TAU!!

(WATCHING EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF TAMIL MOVIES)

CIBAI....NEVER LET ME FINISH CELEBRATING MY CHINESE NEW YEAR

DAMN BORING...NOTHING TO DO..AIYAH..GO TEACH EDISON CHEN HOW TO IMPROVE HIS 'KUNGFU' ...AND THEN ASK FOR FOR GILIAN CHUNG'S NO. ALSO..

I CAN'T CONTEST..MY WIFE IS BUSY..I'M SO LONELY..WAT TO DO? HAI..I GO JOIN CHUA SOI LEK LAH...

SATU MATLAMAT....SATU USAHA..KEJAYAAN BUKAN SAHAJA UNTUK BN TETAPI DEMI NEGARA..NEGARA MAJU..RAKYAT MAKMUR..DON'T TELL ME YOU GUYS BELIEVE THIS LOAD OF CRAP!!

CONVERSATION BETWEEN KHAIRY AND HIS WIFE

YOU GO PUJUK YOUR DAD LAH..PLEASE...LET ME CONTEST LAH..TELL YOUR DAD..IF HE AGREE...I BUY ICE CREAM FOR HIM LATER..

YAHOO!! THIS IS THE ONLY TIME IN THE YEAR THAT MY FATHER WILL 'LAYAN' ME!

WAH AI PENANG..WAH AI DAP...WA BEH HIAO KONG HOKKIEN...

JEFF 4 MALAYSIA

I JUST GOR MARRIED..DONT LET ME BE JOBLESS..

NO MONEY NO HONEY YOU KNOW!!!

Why Do Men use Money to Buy Love?

MEN ARE APE'S

THEIR PROUDEST POSSESSION

THEIR GREATEST DESIRE

WOMEN

MEN USE ANY AND EVERY POSSIBLE METHOD WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO WOMEN

BECAUSE

THEY THINK USING THEIR

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

Do Women really love Money?

This Post is based on an observation I made for a long time...This is based on conversation between myself and some friends...The Question that I am goin to try to answer is whether do women really love money? I dont mean Gold Diggers but any normal and decent girl...Everybody knows money is a powerful tool....Money can corrupt anyone including you...But is it so powerful that it can buy a woman's love?

Sorry for being so dramatic..hehe..A good friend of mine hooked up with a rich guy..She's a very very nice gal...She's pretty...She has many admirers..And when i mean many....I mean a lot..she's always rejected ALL the guys..Recently she hooked up with a guy...I am so happy for her...She says the guy is nice and loving..Hardworking...(After some 'koreking') I found out he is from a very rich family and I feel bad saying this but he is not good looking (really)..Now here all facts end and my interpretation of the whole scenario starts;

I asked her Did money matter? Her answer was No

Hmm...Really then how come? why this guy? Try to imagine if he was from a poor family..He had no 'upper hand' in life...Would you have fallen for him...Possible...But would he have a higher possibilty in winning your heart..being from a wealthy family..and able to drive a 'nice' car....Definitely...Try to imagine if the guy had no car to fetch her..No money to buy her flowers..No money to make those long cellphone calls...No money to take her out for dinner...'Tackling' a gal like my friend is a really long process and can be very demanding 'financially'....Even if you had the heart of gold but your financial constraint can make you seem 'below average' to gals....

I'm not saying that my fren went for him for the money..I know she didnt..But Did it influence her...Helly yeah!! but was it done consciously? Did she knowingly let the the 'Money factor' influence her? No...My theory is that the 'Money factor' works at a subconscious level...The same way we like gals with a particular feature..Japanese 'cute gal' looks (stop watching porn guys)..Long hair..Long legs..Its a fact..Accept it money can be really really helpful in buying love..

But do I look at my friend differently? No...I still treat her as my good friend..I still look at her in the same way... Why? First lets be practical..If I was a gal why not be with a good guy who can provide financial security..If you can find a life partner who can provide you happiness and also provide for a good family...If you are a good looking gal who can demand the best then why not? If he has good character and comes with....

Consider yourself blessed..And have a nice life...My conclusion thus is Money doesn't buy love but Money can be very helpful in obtaining love..

End of Part I...soon Part II..Do men use money to buy love?

PICK UP LINES

As i was travelling to work today...I overheard (more like I eavesdropped hehe..) a conversation between two strangers...A guy and a girl...Guy and Girl met many years ago...Guy remembers Girl but Girl doesn't remember guy...Guy gives name card..Guy said 'Drop me a line'.. Girl doesnt have her name card..Before Guy leaves Guy said again 'Drop me a line'..Its a hint!

So today lets share good pick up lines... (the term pick up line seems to refer to with an intention of getting 'xxx' but for the purpose of this post it means more of an Ice Breaker') Not limited to those you know but also strangers...Lets be practical...Its hard meeting someone these days and there will be moments that you might meet someone whom you are attracted at a party or gathering or any function But you only have one chance to find an excuse to know that person..If you don't, the chance of knowing that person will be lost forever..

First don't be Shy....90% of gals are interested to meet new guys...99.99% of guys are VERY interested to meet new Gals...Remove that mental block...Like my friend always says You have nothing to lose but all to gain...

PICK UP LINES

1. Hi!
A simple Hi! can go a long way..the moment you say hi..It breaks the ice and you will be able to ask some casual questions ..And if she keeps the conversation going than you have made a new friend

2. General Questions
For Example ...where is the restroom? What time is/ was the last train? How do you know the 'organizer of the party'? This a common question so dont worry that you will make the girl/guy will feel uncomfortable...

3. Question on Studies
This are for all those still studying from secondary school till University...There can be no better way to know someone than asking a question on studies..No matter how dumb the question may seem like..Believe me It works...

4. For Foreign tourist
This can be really useful if you live in places where there are a lot of tourist..The Question...Where are you from? It should work nicely

Now Pick up lines to avoid 'Drop me a line' ==> Its Good you are trying to be distinct and original but seriously...I had to think before i understood what he meant..Use something simple that a common person can easily understands its meaning...

Im not that good with pick up lines but I believe the key is to be Casual..Act Normal...these are some of the examples that I can share with you guys...But I will never forget these words 'You have nothing to lose but All to gain'

POLITICIANS AND SPLIT PERSONALITIES

Being a politician is a career with a 'thorny path' but full of 'rewards'...I admire those that make politics their life as I believe they will have to sacrifice the benefit of having a good night sleep..Over the past few months the election fever has been gripping Malaysia..Its time for us to go to the polls...but this year..Its is full of drama, surprises and speculations...The Government will have to fight at its hardest to keep its overwhelming majority...The pressure is intense and i notice a lot of the politicians are having some personality issues..in particular 'SPLIT PERSONALITY DISORDER'...


HISHAMUDIN

His 'Keris' days are now over and his new personality is pro-chinese..He pissed many people off with the 'Keris' gesture...So now he is starting to donate money to chinese schools..Approving more Funds for Chinese Schools...'He knows that he is in the hot soup'.....So Hishammudin is one of the politicians that has serious personality issues...

NAJIB

Our Deputy prime Minister has also 'serious issues'...I mean his new personality is pro-Indian...Telling the Indian Community that they have accomplished so much in this country and the country is fair to them..He and the Governmant has been so busy being pro non-bumis recently that they have 'forgotten' the Bumi's....They must have been like "Shit' we have forgotten our core voters...So his other personality took over and reminded him he has to do something..and Yesterday he announced 30% of the Ipoh-Padang Besar railway project shall go to the Bumi's

Najib Thinking Which Personality I should adopt today....



I have to admit that being a politician is not easy..They are so many parties to please...You have to try to make everybody happy...So to all politicians...Kesian you guys for facing 'Split Personality Disorder' and 'Happy Elections'......

LOVE? PERHAPS

Last Weekend was the final episode of Cornetto Love Perhaps..I am not a big fan of the show but I am a big fan of watchin people fall in love..It thinks is the most beautiful thing to happen to a person (Hei..every guy has a soft side k!)...what are the ingredients for two people to fall in love? This is in my opinion the essential ingredients for two people to fall in love...

ATTRACTION

Attraction is something we can never explain...It is when You are always subconsciously drawn to that 'someone'...You will always tend to look at that 'someone' ...You will always feel like you want to approach that 'someone'...You will always feel that you are only interested to know that 'someone'.... Attraction is nature's way of guiding you to finding that special 'someone'...You might be attracted due to numerous reasons but usually its focused on looks..but sometimes you will get attracted due to that 'someone' personality..Attraction is very powerful and lead you to always looking at that person but beware not to appear perverted like our 'funny man' Kenny Sia

CHEMISTRY

Chemistry is where a couple is compatible with each other..Chemistry keeps the relationship fresh and alive..You will know if you have chemistry where spending time with someone does not turn out to be a suffering event..and THESE THOUGHTS don't cross your mind

1. 'Oh my God What am I doin Here'

2. 'You are so boring'

3. 'I wish I was at home'

4. ' God I hate the way you talk, Please Shut up'

5. 'I wish I was with someone else'

For me Chemistry is when you always have something to talk to that person or share common activites that you and that 'someone' are both fond and enjoy it. Chemistry gives something that 90% of couples i know don't have..That is.......Enjoying each others company...Not only during the 'Hot' season but forever and ever..(yea till you leave this earth)...

EACH DAY WITH YOU IS A BLESSING

This is when you know when you are 'screwed'...Sorry for the term..But this is the point of no return..Where you have developed strong feelings towards that 'someone'...I believe the only way this is possible when you fall for that 'someone' NOT because of looks or money or physical attraction BUT by each day learning about that someone and finding out that you actually love that person for who that person is...Everybody is different...Its hard to accept people with different behaviour, habits and opinions and even tougher to accept that person's 'bad behaviour'....When you truly love that person for who that person is..That is when you know you have found love...

So these are in my opinion the main ingredients of falling in love..If you guys have any other ingredients or thoughts..Do share with me K...HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

GOODBYE SAMY VELLU

To our beloved Works Minister...GOODBYE

Over the weekend Newspaper reports have been speculating that one of the Five Hindraf Leaders in detention under the ISA may be fielded against Samy Vellu in Sungai Siput..Sungai
Siput has always and will always be a stronghold of the Samy Vellu.. but If any of the Hindraf Leaders are fielded against Our dear Datuk Seri..Man he is gonna have sleepless nights...One of the indication that its time to say goodbye to him would be the recent incident in Penang where he was jeered and crticized by a huge audience...the anger and resentment of the Indian Community is at its highest... The Government and Samy himself have been working very hard to please voters by coming up with many 'ideas' such as commitees...Giving us extra holidays...Giving more places for Indian Students under the JPA scholarships...Launching a massive propaganda event in trying to obtain the trust and confidence of the Indian Community..but all the recent actions by the Goverment were the direct results of the Hindraf Leaders..We all may be divided as to whether Hindraf serves a 'valid' cause but we all have to admit there have been some difference. For example Non-Bumi contactors are able to bid for contacts up to RM 50,000 from the previous RM 5,000 and sub-contractors can communicate directly to the Government for Payment. I cant deny Samy Vellu still has a fighting chance because this is his 'area' and does possess some very loyal supporters and towards the election..I believe Samy Vellu will campaign harder than he ever has before..He will go 'kau kau' and use every means possible to win...But i doubt he will obtain a comfortable win eventhough the Hindraf leaders against him will not be able to campaign..

So to Samy Vellu "na na na Nah...hei hei Hei Goodbye'

In Loving Memory of Lee Nian Ning (1987-2008)

Petition To Have Safer Bus Rides For Long Distance Routes

We, the concerned youths of Malaysia express appalled anger towards the Slim River Bus Crash incident that claimed the life of Lee Nian Ning, Mohd. Zailani and Pang Boon Eng on the 25th of January 2008. This is not the first time that such an incident has occurred. Despite numerous complaints and public uproar in the past, incidents like this continue to occur. It was reported that the driver’s company had 13 summonses on that bus itself. We find it unacceptable that such a company could have operated that vehicle on the road.

We will not be quiet until we see it in the media that satisfactory measures have been taken.
To sign the petition,
http://www.buscrashnomore.blogspot.com/