MALAYSIA DECIDES

MALAYSIAN GENERAL ELECTION

THESE ARE THE THOUGHTS OF OUR 'BELOVED' POLITICIANS

I'M THE MACHA GUYS..A WHOLE ARMY WILL CRUMBLE AT MY FEET..LU SEMUA TAK BOLEH LAWAN SAYA TAU!!

(WATCHING EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF TAMIL MOVIES)

CIBAI....NEVER LET ME FINISH CELEBRATING MY CHINESE NEW YEAR

DAMN BORING...NOTHING TO DO..AIYAH..GO TEACH EDISON CHEN HOW TO IMPROVE HIS 'KUNGFU' ...AND THEN ASK FOR FOR GILIAN CHUNG'S NO. ALSO..

I CAN'T CONTEST..MY WIFE IS BUSY..I'M SO LONELY..WAT TO DO? HAI..I GO JOIN CHUA SOI LEK LAH...

SATU MATLAMAT....SATU USAHA..KEJAYAAN BUKAN SAHAJA UNTUK BN TETAPI DEMI NEGARA..NEGARA MAJU..RAKYAT MAKMUR..DON'T TELL ME YOU GUYS BELIEVE THIS LOAD OF CRAP!!

CONVERSATION BETWEEN KHAIRY AND HIS WIFE

YOU GO PUJUK YOUR DAD LAH..PLEASE...LET ME CONTEST LAH..TELL YOUR DAD..IF HE AGREE...I BUY ICE CREAM FOR HIM LATER..

YAHOO!! THIS IS THE ONLY TIME IN THE YEAR THAT MY FATHER WILL 'LAYAN' ME!

WAH AI PENANG..WAH AI DAP...WA BEH HIAO KONG HOKKIEN...

JEFF 4 MALAYSIA

I JUST GOR MARRIED..DONT LET ME BE JOBLESS..

NO MONEY NO HONEY YOU KNOW!!!