Songs of Innocence and Experience: May 2008

Friday, May 30, 2008

America Decides...

The race for the Democratic nomination is intense.....

Who should get the ticket and become the next President of the United States...

Lets see what happens in future presidential elections if these candidates win..

2008

2012

MJ turns black again.....................Laura Bush

2016

The first.....

American Chinese.....................African American

2020

George Bush undergoes a....

Skin Transplant Operation........Sex Change Operation

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Im Fucking Outraged...

What the Fuck man....

http://cheesykitty.blogspot.com/2008/05/victim-of-police-brutality.html

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

A1

Its been so long since i did an A1 post..this is really funny..

http://liyanaznil.blogspot.com/2008/05/another-kidnapping-case.html

Monday, May 26, 2008

Sex and the City : Malaysian Edition

Sex and The City became famous due to its frank and honest discussion of men and their sex lives...

Lets see how would Malaysian women comment on this issue....

Selalu complain...selalu bising..selalu tak puas....selalu nak kacau...orang tua ini...dah bersara...dah tua lagi...jalan pun tak larat lagi nak complain...

Baru kahwin je..Suami tersayang kuat lagi...*blushing* *blushing*

Suami ku...Hamba ku....

Suddenly she starts crying.....

They ask her why????

She answered suami ku tak sentuh ku...pasal tu lah aku selalu marah...nak jadi "iron lady" ...tak dapat kepuasaan di rumah...sedih hati ku

(Samy Vellu's Wife)

Samy ah...Always wan to win..Always thinks he is the best..He always wants to be on "TOP"

(Najib's Wife)

Dia selalu suka main askar...dia nak saya jadi kapal selam dia..Gila punya orang tua...

Sex and the City : Malaysian Edition!!!!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

George W...

Someone asked George Bush..Who would be a better Democrat Party Nominee for President..

He answered....

When did Bill go for a sex change operation?

Isn't he Osama's Brother?

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Lessons learnt from celebrity blogger...

Some blogger have pushed the world of blogging to new limits and made a mark for themselves in the world....

So what can we learn from them...

Saying "F$$$ YOU", "PUBIC" and "Cut his balls" can make you ridiculously famous...

Bitching is Power!!!

Bloggers = Politicians = Bloggers ruling the world!!!!

I am so in love with you (slap slap...come back to reality...)

Ok...Beauty is more than looks (yea right...)

Chubby is Sexy!!

Monday, May 19, 2008

Old is Gold

People say "Old is Gold"...

The picture that appears in my mind...

TAKUT!!!!!!!!!

When you get old..you don't become Gold...

But you start to worry about.....

White hair....or even worse...

Or even more worse...counting the moments till your demise...

But these days i have to reconsider that thought....Why??

Of Two Special People...They have made me believe Old is Truly Gold....

Madonna will be 50 this August...

Yes Boys and Girls she is old enough to be your mother....

But that does not stop her from....

Blowing our mind....

Or making every women envious with her moves with JT

But my real hero is.....

Hehe...It is....

He is 65 this year...

Yes Boys and Girls he is old enough to be your grandfather...

But instead of waiting for his last moments...

If i was that age i would be scared to perform any stunts or strenuous activities for the fear of breaking my hip and lying in the hospital waiting to die...lol

Madonna and Ford have proved that......

"Old is truly Gold"