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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Its Unfair Being a Male Blogger....


First take Kenny Sia off your mind




ITS NOT FAIR BEING A MALE BLOGGER!!!!!

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT MOST REALLY FAMOUS BLOGGERS ARE WOMEN??





YOU WORK TWICE AS HARD ON YOUR BLOG....

YOU SPEND MORE TIME ON YOUR BLOG....

YOU PRAY TO THE STARS AND THE HEAVEN AND THE MOON...

But the moment they put their pic on their profile...


Their Hits go up like 300%...... Hell maybe even 5000%...I won't surprised me...

WHY???

Its because of guys themselves....

YES BOYS AND GIRLS..MALE BLOGGERS ARE DISCRIMINATED BY THEIR OWN KIND!!

I have to admit who wants to see a picture of another guy....


unless you are seriously confused about your sexual orientation
(In simple term...Boy likes Boy)


Apart from that Nobody wants to listen to a guy "bitch"...



"Today I went to the gym and while building my abs I saw this other guy building muscles..I was so jealous..screw him for showing off...jerk...i should cut off his balls"


That would make me want to.......


To all of those that belong to the male species feel for your brothers out there...Give some support....



spend some time to read another guys blog....


To all Male Bloggers out there if this post fails to raise awareness on the plight of male bloggers....


Don't despair I have an Idea....


You should re-brand yourself by adopting a female personality....

Call yourself Aiko!


In your Profile write that you are Half-Japanese and Half-Korean....

Once You do That....

GET READY FOR BLOGGING HEAVEN!!!




P/s : for all those that adopt my idea i would appreciate a 5% royalty on your future earning..


P/s : To all women out there you should laugh at how vain men can be....



Disclaimer: As usual all my blog post originate from my sick and twisted mind and has no relation to people living or no more living or have never lived...

46 comments:

ACCYEE said...

ahhahaha funny haih i can die. i wish i cud use my looks to up my blog ratings also but cannot. so shud discriminate.. PRETTY FEMALE BLOGGERS u mean! haha

Borneo Falcon said...

I agree with you. Good analysis by yourself. I also notice the same thing also.

Rynne said...

hahahaha funny xDD

John Ang said...

its the truth!!! well, lets face it. And Yuki sounds better. xD

Falcon said...

> Accyee..you are pretty..so you are those priviledged bloggers?? damn you..LOL

> Borneo Falcon..My bro..I really have to know how come we both came up with the same name...lol

> rynee thx..

> John Ang..I like yuki...lol

acura said...

Guys must support guys. Erm...that sounded a bit weird haha from now on control yourself, stop going to a blog just because the blogger is pretty, go fot the CONTENT!

Samuel said...

haha.. true true... male blogger are in plight..

Huey said...

Is that so??? Hahaha. But I do know plenty of male bloggers in which I like to check out their blogs wor. :D

Ron Jerem Lee said...

man, why worry if another guy has better abs than u . only worry when most of the guy out there has longer organs than u. :)

r.p said...

lol..so true.. but for male blogger, we should use the female blogger as topic... i bet you will get lots of traffic....

How about?
OMG! Dawn Yang EXPOSED!!

C.l.i.c.H.e G.a.L said...

haha... its true... maybe you should try going to thailand and get some "transvertit-ing surgery" done... I bet your traffic will fly high up in no time... maybe even more than kennysia..hehe

joshuaongys said...

roflmao!! i enjoy reading this post haha... how true this is.. and i think this will never change for erm... quite a couple of years time... =)

k0k s3n w4i said...

In all fairness, I read blog exclusively for contents. And I happen to think that most of the stuff guys write to be either shallow or about a topic I have no interest in.

Discounting most of the glam female bloggers who depends on their face to attract readers, I find girls to be better bloggers.

Of course, when some bloggers have both brains and looks, it's a bonus. Pinkpau comes to mind.

3POINT8 said...

walau...this is damn true wei
heartbreak~~~

Miss Q said...

Wahaha, u must say those PRETTY FEMALE BLOGGER that loves to put up their photos to increase traffic!!

Obviously i m not that kind of species..
anyway, good luck to all guys blogger, i m a girl but i do read guys blog ok!!!

Falcon said...

> acura.... i also believe content is the most important thing...

> samuel....thx

>ron jerem lee... thats the most important thing..lol

> r.p ...I agree...do some porno post

> joshuaongys...You are really famous d...

> c.l.i.c.h.e I can consider it...
girl

> Kok wai....Pink Pau is cool

> 3point8....bro you are my hero

> miss q..i think you are pretty lah

Rainer Yong said...

right on brotha`

i just had this conversation with a friend of mine 3 days ago.

answer is, guys praise women bloggers because somehow, somewhere in their brain, they think that women bloggers would want to have sex with them in real life. they think that by being all polite and stuff, will fill their sexual calenders during the weekend.

And the females don't even have to say anything intelligent. they could bitch about their damnable makeup and these guys somehow understand about the makeup problem thus making it a worthy content lol. okay, dont flame me :P

p/s yes, im one of those guys that if you tell me you have an eye liner problem. i would just think that you didn't have enough sleep. i just don't understand those terms.

adidasfreak aka joshua said...

LOLLLL hell yeahhh! haha. totally agree with wad u say. haha. IF ONLY MORE GUYS CAN BE NOTICED! haha.

it's reall so true. no matter wad we do we wont get as much traffic. it's just so sad.

but yet again, thatz life? would u look a hunk or a babe walking down the road? even if im a girl i would look at the babe sometimes.

but guys just dun look at guys blog. which reduces our traffic. and not to mention that some guys are lustful for women. so they go bloghopping for WOMEN'S BLOG.

so for that point that u brought up giving urself a girl name and everything, i TOTALLY AGREE! haha.

cheers !

roro said...

dont judge a book by the cover
but judge a blog by the profile picture

lol

blurryhunniee said...

i would love to hear (read) bitching from guys ;P

it is an asset for those pretty female bloggers to be pretty. but i still think the content of a blog is the most important thing, to me at least. i so read a number of guys' blogs. see, i support k! :P hmm.. no wonder my blog traffic like that. i'm not qualified to be one of them =S

sho said...

v poignant indeed. haha.

g00fy said...

hahahaha.....good post man!

KY said...

Thanks for the advice, my dear Aiko! :D

Grace said...

I can't stop it... couldn't agree more with you, Aiko beloved...hahahhahaha

Ron Jerem Lee said...

in fact if u willing to post a pic carrying a potted plant with your weiner, ur popularity may go international overnight too.

:)

renaye said...

hmm... as a she-blogger, i read blogs indiscriminately as long the content is interesting. so don't worry that there's no female reading male blogs. even i'm a female i don't really get a lot of hits despite putting my pictures on the blog. so cheer up.

roy f.r. said...

that is soooo true!!!

well, keep it coming dude.... this is the kinda of post that may just keep people coming in ur site....

keep up the good work!! great post!!

.:JoY:. said...

But then again... who wouldn't like to see handsome male bloggers? If you have the look, and you've got the content... I don't see why or how you can't make it.

Lol!

I don't know how you look. But you're funny. And that makes you hot (popular la)!!! Number one in Innit man! *claps hands* congrats. :D

Aronil said...

hahaha that was fuunny :P and for its worth, you have a point actually. But don't let it get to ya. haahha. i can't disagree though that a girl may get more readers. I can always be wrong. depends what you want to read too hehe. I sometimes find that we read other girl blogs because we are to KPC.

Falcon said...

> Rainer Yong....I have to say i agree with the part the subconsciouly hope they would get to sleep withthem..LOL

> Joshua..I think thats its easier for women but not impossible for men to obtain the high number of hits..I think content matters

> roro...I like your saying...

> blurhunnie..a guy bicthing...I'm not waiting for it..

> sho,goofy, Ky, grace....THX

> Ron Jerem Le ... I love your comments.. You are the best!!

> Renaye most of my readers are actally women...lol

> Roy and joy..Thanks a lot!! (by the way i'm not hat good looking but somedayi'll put up brad pitt's pic in my profile..lol)

> aronil.. hmm..women KPC ah? never though of that..lol

linny said...

Pretty sad but true nonetheless :D.

renaye said...

meow meow thank u for commenting my blog.

don't worry ... continue to type interesting posts and more female readers will visit u.

Yatz said...

eh eh eh..u simply use Suetli, Nicolekiss and Dawn Yang's pic..LOL!

have to pay royalty dy lo? :P

Falcon said...

linny..hehe...

renneye..I hope also

Yatz...Don't tell them..Please..lol

SkaterzBoo said...

This has gots to be one of the best funny post I've ever read!!! Go male Blogger!!!!

Niki said...

Wah, you win already. I think this post might just boost your numbers by a lot of %! :)

-popjammerz- said...

gosh i'm laughing my eyes out~:P
why not me tryin to put us borned korean living in malaysia...crazy! ahha joking!

but what a great humourous one! :)

Enigma said...

Ha ha ha, simply great posts..
I am a female blogger btw, i am thinking of uploading a pic after reading this post..

J E Z said...

hahaha. well, i enjoy reading ur blog. ill link u now.

Johnny Ong said...

well i blog bcuz i like to write. good if u are well-liked like those famous girl bloggers.

TNH said...

That's really true..agree X100!

Just Jasmine said...

*laughing* Quite true falcon...

Brenda Ang said...

Hahaha, quite true. Instead of bitching, maybe you should try cam whore :) That'll get a lot of attention :))

Kerubin said...

it doesn't only apply to the bloggers, female entertainers usually enjoy more attention as well.

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